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Master Don Juan
Hey guys;
So another night out sarging. I was so fvcking off tonight. From now on i'm going to arrive early and sarge girls while i'm sitting. Thats 10x easier than trying to pull girls off the dance floor while dancing.
I went to a friends birthday party tonight and that was decently fun then headed over to Gracies. It's an Irish Pub that I normally hang out at. The waitresses there know me and I wore my fuzzy cowboy hat again. I got a few compliments but not nearly the amount that i did on college night. So we show up and my buddy and i just joke around. It's a different atmosphere this time and it's REALLY loud. It's hard to work in a situation like that. I find out that my friend from 4 years ago is actually the DJ there. So there's an "in" right away. I like knowing the staff. It makes things easier.
We go outside for a smoke and I open up this 4 set. It was decent and I ran some good material on them but it was getting cold and I don't smoke (he does) so we decide to go inside.
I took JC (i think it was him)'s advice and ran the "hey, hands off the merchandise" line on a few girls. Teased a few of them that their heads would stretch my hat. One girl HB8.5 got her friend HB7 to ask if she could wear my hat. I busted on her for being a translator and told the HB8.5 that she could wear it only if she could dance well. She danced for a bit - I said it was medicore and she danced some more - this time super sexy. LOL. She got the hat for about 10 seconds
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We were working these two hb 7.5 brunettes and ran the photo routine on them. She claimed she was a pro photographer and her friend was an amateur - teased them a bit and they were really responsive. I opened that set by hip checking the girl. She gigged and we started grinding. Too facking bad we lost them though because that would have been fun to work with. I would have really loved to closed her. I love petite brunettes.
I saw from across this room an hb6 and a hb9 platinum blonde. We smiled, made eye contact and I came over and said "Thats a nice dance. Who taught you that." She didn't know weather i was joking or not. I actually think she took offense to it. That set didn't even open. Too bad because she was hot. You're not gonna be able to open 100% of the time. If it was more quiet i'm sure i could have knocked down her bytch shield but it was just soo much effort to even be heard it was not worth it.
This other girl who i was grinding w/ earlier grabbed my boob as I was walking by ... so what do I do? I grab hers back. She smiles and i pull her really close and we start dancing. She was probably about 25 and an hb7.5. Then the bytch spilled booze all over my shirt. She apologized and started wiping it off and we start grinding again. We start making out. She starts taking off my shirt.... I start doing the same to her. LOL you can see where this is going. We got about as far as we could on the dance floor.
I turn around 5 mins later and she's making out w/ another guy.
Just goes to show how easy girls makeout w/ guys at a club. Doesn't take a lot of skill.
I was waiting while my buddy took a piss and my Topanga chick (Cass) comes by to say hi. We chat for a bit and she heads off.
I didn't number close a single facking girl. The reason - there was nowhere to talk. The club was soo full and soo loud that it was impossible to work.
Not to mention the two gay guys that kept following me around and dancing beside me. Some drunk guy passed out and fell on me. And i feel as though i've probably madeout w/ a few of the GUYS in the club just because of that chick that I madeout with... kind of like 6 degrees of Kevin Bacon.
Ugh....
You win some you loose some.
Sarge on.
So another night out sarging. I was so fvcking off tonight. From now on i'm going to arrive early and sarge girls while i'm sitting. Thats 10x easier than trying to pull girls off the dance floor while dancing.
I went to a friends birthday party tonight and that was decently fun then headed over to Gracies. It's an Irish Pub that I normally hang out at. The waitresses there know me and I wore my fuzzy cowboy hat again. I got a few compliments but not nearly the amount that i did on college night. So we show up and my buddy and i just joke around. It's a different atmosphere this time and it's REALLY loud. It's hard to work in a situation like that. I find out that my friend from 4 years ago is actually the DJ there. So there's an "in" right away. I like knowing the staff. It makes things easier.
We go outside for a smoke and I open up this 4 set. It was decent and I ran some good material on them but it was getting cold and I don't smoke (he does) so we decide to go inside.
I took JC (i think it was him)'s advice and ran the "hey, hands off the merchandise" line on a few girls. Teased a few of them that their heads would stretch my hat. One girl HB8.5 got her friend HB7 to ask if she could wear my hat. I busted on her for being a translator and told the HB8.5 that she could wear it only if she could dance well. She danced for a bit - I said it was medicore and she danced some more - this time super sexy. LOL. She got the hat for about 10 seconds
.We were working these two hb 7.5 brunettes and ran the photo routine on them. She claimed she was a pro photographer and her friend was an amateur - teased them a bit and they were really responsive. I opened that set by hip checking the girl. She gigged and we started grinding. Too facking bad we lost them though because that would have been fun to work with. I would have really loved to closed her. I love petite brunettes.
I saw from across this room an hb6 and a hb9 platinum blonde. We smiled, made eye contact and I came over and said "Thats a nice dance. Who taught you that." She didn't know weather i was joking or not. I actually think she took offense to it. That set didn't even open. Too bad because she was hot. You're not gonna be able to open 100% of the time. If it was more quiet i'm sure i could have knocked down her bytch shield but it was just soo much effort to even be heard it was not worth it.
This other girl who i was grinding w/ earlier grabbed my boob as I was walking by ... so what do I do? I grab hers back. She smiles and i pull her really close and we start dancing. She was probably about 25 and an hb7.5. Then the bytch spilled booze all over my shirt. She apologized and started wiping it off and we start grinding again. We start making out. She starts taking off my shirt.... I start doing the same to her. LOL you can see where this is going. We got about as far as we could on the dance floor.
I turn around 5 mins later and she's making out w/ another guy.
Just goes to show how easy girls makeout w/ guys at a club. Doesn't take a lot of skill.
I was waiting while my buddy took a piss and my Topanga chick (Cass) comes by to say hi. We chat for a bit and she heads off.
I didn't number close a single facking girl. The reason - there was nowhere to talk. The club was soo full and soo loud that it was impossible to work.
Not to mention the two gay guys that kept following me around and dancing beside me. Some drunk guy passed out and fell on me. And i feel as though i've probably madeout w/ a few of the GUYS in the club just because of that chick that I madeout with... kind of like 6 degrees of Kevin Bacon.
Ugh....
You win some you loose some.
Sarge on.
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