"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Alright the girls name will be AZ.

This was something that took place from June 6th to about July 14th or so.

I met this girl up at an orientation for Pennsylvania Governor School of Excellence for Teaching (an elitist school nicknamed PGST for the best and brightest in the state). Her name was AZ. I played it suave and cool. Like a pimp I was chatting up all the other girls there too. Then I got into my team named D-7.

So I chat her up and she is a 8.5 to me. Other people rate her as low but I like her because she don't need no damn make up (I see makeup as an insecurity and find it really confident if a girl will not wear makeup). So I chat with her for 45 minutes to an hour in the orientation but leaving her every once and a while to talk to other chicks. So we leave orientation and I go back to Wilkes-Barre and she goes back to Pittsburg until we meet up in PGST in a month.

Now some people say that we are not to use AIM as a pickup tool. This girl had low to moderate IL in me. So I chatted her up on AIM and kept the conversations focused on sex, which I let her bring up first. I talked with her twice or three times a week. The conversations were very sexual (fantasys and other kinky stuff).

So, after a month of this. I raised her interest level up to High. Soon as I get into PGST. She starts to kino me and I am trying to go for other women at this time. It makes her jealous and we eventually (by eventually I mean less then twenty-four hours) are walking down the street alone. I just grab her hand because I believe that I can just do that. She looks at me and then lets go. She grabbed my ass and then put her hand back in mine. I knew this was something good.

So the third day, we go to the duck pond and start to make out. This was a normal thing. I am loving it. We made out at the duck pond, on washing machines, dorm rooms, stair cases, and many other deserted places (reason for deserted was because No one is allowed to make any public displays of affection lovingly referred to as PDA, my nickname that I got was PDA Kyle). So we were both attached but then after Day 11 it fell apart. The administrations had enough of me and her together so they broke us up.

I was pissed off that for the first time a girl with good intelligent (hell she was a fellow elitist like me) had to be broke up. So I became extremely distraught and eventually ****ed up five days of my life but then I met Sheri. I won't talk about her because she is my current LDLTR (don't try to explain to me that they won't work out because I will make it work out or at least let me fail to figure out my own lesson).

She wasn't pleased either when Sheri and me started fooling around in front of her during a time out in front of her on a bed. It was big. Sheri stopped it before it got any better. AZ was glaring at me. I could tell she was starting to want me back now.

After PGST, I was talking with my one friend, Jeff and he told me around that time. AZ called him up and was asking questions about me and Sheri. He said that he refused to give her any answers. All he told her was that I was a player from way back. That she lost something great and good luck finding something better. She was now "distraught" from Jeff told me about this.

Now, you would think this would be the end. But it isn't.

So PGST goes by rather quickly with my new girlfriend and at the end. Everyone except for me leaves notes in the brown paper bag and I get from this girl a note that said

"can you love me now that we are apart? Can you find some new way to hold me in your heart now that we are apart?"
-The secret Garden

So I think, she still has feelings for me. The feelings are reaffirmed when after gov. school she sends me an IM telling me about how many guys want to go out with her now. She then tries to flirt with me and I am going out with Sheri so no dice. I won't flirt back. She ends up blocking me from her AIM buddy list. Hurts for a little because she is still a friend.

Now today, I found her journal online because I was putting random names into the yahoo search engine and it gave me her livejournal. It says the following lines "How can Kyle cheat on me during Gov. School" and "I'm constantly thinking about him when I shouldn't"

I'm feeling bad now because I know how it was to be played when she thought that I would still be around after PGST. I didn't wait because i got a new girlfriend in two days. Now, I remember how bad it felt when I had an unrequited love from my oneitis of four years.

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This post was made up a while ago at pimpology.org a while ago. I figure I might as well share it with you.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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why did you name yourself we all eat food? i mean were there no more names left?
 
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