"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Ohh yess...so due to a phone call saying that date 1 and 2 couldn't get a ride that didn't reach me....I had to think of a alternate date (as I always say, always have a backup plan to a night).

So, I phone the ex.:nervous: Good start!

So, after she takes forever to be ready, we head to pick up her friend, and while her friend is inside the house, I'm telling her that she owes me a kiss for everything she's done to me, and she's laughing about it and everything, I bring up other guys during my old One-itis lala land, yeah, she definitely owes me a kiss.:crackup:

So, a little bit more stupid flirting when the friend gets out, busting on her for being stupid about it all, yep. :eek:

And now, she wants to drive. HA, only if I get a kiss. She sits in the passenger seat. (I'm totally on a roll, no submission tonight!)

So, we eventually hit the bar for a game of pool, and I decided to be a real smartass and decide that we should bet on the game.:D

If she wins, she gets to drive.
If I win, I get my kiss.

So, the friend gets in on this, and since the ex has a bf (and it's not like I care), she eventually hassles me down to both of them kissing me cheek side. Sure, I can live with that, so we play.:D

So, since I'm a exceptional pool player, she has 5 solids left on the table and I'm on the black.

And here it comes!!!....





I encounter self LMR, and I purposely scratch.:crackup:

I think I pissed myself off enough in the car as she drives, I lost all self-worth, and I remain here kissless for the night.

I never cease to amaze myself at how I can run awesome game/flirting, and I still manage to somehow do something stupid, in this case, I decided I didn't want to win. How goddamn wrong is that -_-:crackup:



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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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I also lost on purpose one time, but I still got a hot french kiss ;)

My point is that if a girl makes a bet in which kissing is involved then she wants to do it anyway. Maybe not in your case as she is your ex.
 
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Docs said:
Ohh yess...so due to a phone call saying that date 1 and 2 couldn't get a ride that didn't reach me....I had to think of a alternate date (as I always say, always have a backup plan to a night).

So, I phone the ex.:nervous: Good start!

So, after she takes forever to be ready, we head to pick up her friend, and while her friend is inside the house, I'm telling her that she owes me a kiss for everything she's done to me, and she's laughing about it and everything, I bring up other guys during my old One-itis lala land, yeah, she definitely owes me a kiss.:crackup:

So, a little bit more stupid flirting when the friend gets out, busting on her for being stupid about it all, yep. :eek:

And now, she wants to drive. HA, only if I get a kiss. She sits in the passenger seat. (I'm totally on a roll, no submission tonight!)

So, we eventually hit the bar for a game of pool, and I decided to be a real smartass and decide that we should bet on the game.:D

If she wins, she gets to drive.
If I win, I get my kiss.

So, the friend gets in on this, and since the ex has a bf (and it's not like I care), she eventually hassles me down to both of them kissing me cheek side. Sure, I can live with that, so we play.:D

So, since I'm a exceptional pool player, she has 5 solids left on the table and I'm on the black.

And here it comes!!!....





I encounter self LMR, and I purposely scratch.:crackup:

I think I pissed myself off enough in the car as she drives, I lost all self-worth, and I remain here kissless for the night.

I never cease to amaze myself at how I can run awesome game/flirting, and I still manage to somehow do something stupid, in this case, I decided I didn't want to win. How goddamn wrong is that -_-:crackup:



Let the pointing and laughing begin!
Def. Deserved!:cry:
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Uhh that was just lame. I dunked on a girl twice (missed the first one) in 1-on-1 basketball and had no regrets about it. I'd rather have a girl think I'm a jerk for beating her than being the guy that lost to a chick in something. Just too much pride for that.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Docs..... my man.... :nono:

Ok lets start from the beginning.

Your two dates couldnt make it so you called an ex. Bad move! I know how you must have felt at the time, and I know how easy it is to just pick up the phone and call an ex... but no! you have you resist!

If you eat something and then throw it up, do you eat it again??? That just like hooking up with an ex girlfriend again. Don't do it!

Then... you let her take ages to get ready, then... you offered to reward her with a kiss, then you again became desperate for a poxy kiss and even agreed to let her drive your car??? :trouble:

What were you doing picking up her friend anyway???

Come on dude! The correct thing to do was to call a sarging buddy, go out and pick up a couple of chicks if your dates blew you out. NOT hooking up with your ex!

Next time... DO NOT try to offer them something if they kiss you. You should be working on making them WANT to kiss you instead of getting them to do it over a bet or some sort of bribe. It just comes across as cheap and low value.

Now... It is friday, 2moro is saturday. go out, sarge the hell out of every hot HB you see!
 
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Docs..... my man.... :nono:

Ok lets start from the beginning.

Your two dates couldnt make it so you called an ex. Bad move! I know how you must have felt at the time, and I know how easy it is to just pick up the phone and call an ex... but no! you have you resist!

If you eat something and then throw it up, do you eat it again??? That just like hooking up with an ex girlfriend again. Don't do it!

Then... you let her take ages to get ready, then... you offered to reward her with a kiss, then you again became desperate for a poxy kiss and even agreed to let her drive your car??? :trouble:

What were you doing picking up her friend anyway???

Come on dude! The correct thing to do was to call a sarging buddy, go out and pick up a couple of chicks if your dates blew you out. NOT hooking up with your ex!

Next time... DO NOT try to offer them something if they kiss you. You should be working on making them WANT to kiss you instead of getting them to do it over a bet or some sort of bribe. It just comes across as cheap and low value.

Now... It is friday, 2moro is saturday. go out, sarge the hell out of every hot HB you see!
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Hes right mate.....You were pvssy wipped by oneitis.

A DJ achilles heel.

If you eat something and then throw it up, do you eat it again???
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Love that line fash! Really puts things in perspective :crackup:



Sarge On!
 
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Ugh, I just woke up.

I don't know what I was thinking, but yeah, I think this tops it for stupid things I've done. First the date, and then the whole kiss deal, which I simply gave up and left with nothing. Ohh, how I loathe thee. Stupid night, stupid experience, good with the bad.

Thanks guys.
 
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