Greasy Pig
Master Don Juan
Damn OP!!! She rocks.
I'd do things to her that'd make faggots sick.
I'd do things to her that'd make faggots sick.
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
FR: Cougar Hunting
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"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
dutchmaster
Senior Don Juan
This is great. There's a 40 year old cougar at my gym who's so sexy and I want to bang and this fr is very inspiring even though I'm way younger
TonyBaloney
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get the whole god damn family to have an orgy - i'd force the ma and aunt to fist each other while your **** was shared in their mouths ha ha ha ha LOL
The "whole family" thing isn't that weird. It's basically just my roommate and the "uncle" comments that were odd. His mom (this woman's sister), I don't think is very happy about this hahaTonyBaloney said:
She just got on her plane back home. Sent me a text asking if I wanted to see her when she comes back in a few weeks. I didn't respond right away because I was at the gym, and she practically started begging for more. I think I hooked this one...