Well I was walking to the Tim Horton's to grab some food and I see this really attractive blonde at a vending machine, definitely HB9.
Me: Ooh, what are you going to pick?
HB9: Hmm... I think I'll go with the sour cream and onion chips.
Me: Better buy a pack of gum while you're at it... sour cream and onion breath = not so hot.
HB9: (laughs) I only have $1.75 on me though!
Me: Uh oh, this isn't going to work. I'm looking for more of a sugar momma type of deal.
Me: My name's ******* by the way.
HB9: Nice to meet you! I'm HB9.
Me: Well hurry up with those chips HB9! We need to go to Timmy's.
HB9: We do?
Me: Yeah, I gave you moral support during your chip selection and I need the same for my donut. What if I pick the wrong one? I'd never forgive you, HB9.
HB9: I wouldn't want that kind of guilt on my mind.
(she laughs and smiles at me, I lead her by the waist towards Tim's)
Typical 'getting to know each other' banter while in the line up... I get some sticky crap on my hand at some point while waiting for my sandwich.
Me: One sec, gotta go wash this off!
(rinsed off my hands at a nearby sink and brushed the hair off my forehead with my wet hand)
HB9: Oh I see you did your hair all pretty for me?
Me: (smiles at her as if to say yes) Yeah... actually it's for her over there (I point at the old lady working at the place)
HB9: (laughs)
Me: We have a pretty typical marriage... I give her all my money and she makes me sandwiches and tells me to have a good day.
I finally get all my food.
Me: Well, looks like I'm done with you now, HB9.
Me: Actually, you'd better give me your number. I might need some entertainment in the Tim's line again in the future... I wouldn't want to deprive you.
She takes out a pen, grabs my arm and writes her number on my skin. I was going to ask if she's German (cause I'm Jewish and she's putting numbers on my skin) but I felt like there's no way I could ever make that funny or appropriate.
Anyway, it went really well all in all. The conversation was way less one sided than I made it seem, she talked my ear off while we were in line. Lots of IOIs, I started the kino really early; like within my first 30 seconds of knowing her. I'm pretty happy with how the whole thing went.
Me: Ooh, what are you going to pick?
HB9: Hmm... I think I'll go with the sour cream and onion chips.
Me: Better buy a pack of gum while you're at it... sour cream and onion breath = not so hot.
HB9: (laughs) I only have $1.75 on me though!
Me: Uh oh, this isn't going to work. I'm looking for more of a sugar momma type of deal.
Me: My name's ******* by the way.
HB9: Nice to meet you! I'm HB9.
Me: Well hurry up with those chips HB9! We need to go to Timmy's.
HB9: We do?
Me: Yeah, I gave you moral support during your chip selection and I need the same for my donut. What if I pick the wrong one? I'd never forgive you, HB9.
HB9: I wouldn't want that kind of guilt on my mind.
(she laughs and smiles at me, I lead her by the waist towards Tim's)
Typical 'getting to know each other' banter while in the line up... I get some sticky crap on my hand at some point while waiting for my sandwich.
Me: One sec, gotta go wash this off!
(rinsed off my hands at a nearby sink and brushed the hair off my forehead with my wet hand)
HB9: Oh I see you did your hair all pretty for me?
Me: (smiles at her as if to say yes) Yeah... actually it's for her over there (I point at the old lady working at the place)
HB9: (laughs)
Me: We have a pretty typical marriage... I give her all my money and she makes me sandwiches and tells me to have a good day.
I finally get all my food.
Me: Well, looks like I'm done with you now, HB9.
Me: Actually, you'd better give me your number. I might need some entertainment in the Tim's line again in the future... I wouldn't want to deprive you.
She takes out a pen, grabs my arm and writes her number on my skin. I was going to ask if she's German (cause I'm Jewish and she's putting numbers on my skin) but I felt like there's no way I could ever make that funny or appropriate.
Anyway, it went really well all in all. The conversation was way less one sided than I made it seem, she talked my ear off while we were in line. Lots of IOIs, I started the kino really early; like within my first 30 seconds of knowing her. I'm pretty happy with how the whole thing went.