WesCottII
Master Don Juan
Just a couple of FR's from my recent trip to Birmingham (England, not Alabama 
)
HBblonde + HBbrunette (both 9's) on an artificial beach the council had constructed in Birmingham city centre, for the "summer". The girls were talking about usual women topics i.e Nothing, commenting on peoples clothes, hair etc.....
Me and my wing are sat behind them, and are able to tabhang on their conversation. I decided to go for the blonde, my wing would takle the brunette.
Wes: *to wing, but so the women could overhear* Damn Ben, check out these gossips! They've *****ed about everyone here in the past 5 mins we've been here!
HBblonde:*smiles, but looks like "who the hell is this guy?"*
Wes:Oh don't mind us, I'm just a terrible gossip too(said like a stereotypical gay), I wondered if you'd noticed that old guy over there? He kinda looks like an older "where's Wally" Y'know a kinda "where's wally/waldo: the after years" *the guy was an old fat guy, with a stripy red top, and round glasses*
HBblonde:*both LMFAO*
Wes: *to Wing* Anyway man, we should probably...*Hbblonde cuts me off*
HBblonde: Whats that accent? You're not from round here, are you?
Wes: Woah....I was talking to my bud hunny. *to brunette* she always this rude? How do you hang out with her?? Whats your name? Rudey? (said playfully)
HBblonde: *coy smile* It's Lucy. Whats yours?
*we sit with the girls, in between them, breaking them up*
Wes: Hmmm cute name.....not that easy I'm afraid. You'll have to guess. I'll give you a clue...It's really manly.
Hb brunette/blonde: Hank! Freddy?
Wes: LMAO. Wow man, I love these girls. Hank? I'm not jailbait.....Freddy? Yeah, haha I'm freddy murcury. *started a bohemian raphsody duet with my wing* It's Clint. *they laugh* What? ok it's not clint.....it's Tom.
Hb's: Hi Tom *big smiles*
Wing: So where you girls from?
We fluff for a while.....then it's time to wrap up, my wing takes HBbrunette away...i'm left with HBblonde.
Wes: Anyway, we're looking to go out in a club later, what are some good ones?
HBblonde: We're going out later, why not join us?
Wes: I dunno....mum warned me about bad girls like you. She suggested I find someone like her to date.....
Hbblonde: Date?
Wes: Wow, slow down. We just met. You're so forward. Why don't we get married and move in together? *arm round her*
HBblonde: *flustered but loving it* hahaha. Ok hubby
Wes: Hubby??? Damn woman, you are wild!! I'll introduce you the family on our way to the ceremony. *to wing* Hey man. I got me a wife!!! She's hella cute too!!
Hbblonde: You think I'm cute? I bet i'm not going to see you later at the club, bet you say that to all the girls *sh!t test*
Wes: *playfull smile, rub of the arm* only when I'm not with my girlfriend*I took off my necklace and put it round her neck* I want this back later
We exchanged numbers.....I saw her later at the club, worked some more magic and we exchanged body heat and fluids in my room
Critism (sp) welcome guys.
)HBblonde + HBbrunette (both 9's) on an artificial beach the council had constructed in Birmingham city centre, for the "summer". The girls were talking about usual women topics i.e Nothing, commenting on peoples clothes, hair etc.....
Me and my wing are sat behind them, and are able to tabhang on their conversation. I decided to go for the blonde, my wing would takle the brunette.
Wes: *to wing, but so the women could overhear* Damn Ben, check out these gossips! They've *****ed about everyone here in the past 5 mins we've been here!
HBblonde:*smiles, but looks like "who the hell is this guy?"*
Wes:Oh don't mind us, I'm just a terrible gossip too(said like a stereotypical gay), I wondered if you'd noticed that old guy over there? He kinda looks like an older "where's Wally" Y'know a kinda "where's wally/waldo: the after years" *the guy was an old fat guy, with a stripy red top, and round glasses*
HBblonde:*both LMFAO*
Wes: *to Wing* Anyway man, we should probably...*Hbblonde cuts me off*
HBblonde: Whats that accent? You're not from round here, are you?
Wes: Woah....I was talking to my bud hunny. *to brunette* she always this rude? How do you hang out with her?? Whats your name? Rudey? (said playfully)
HBblonde: *coy smile* It's Lucy. Whats yours?
*we sit with the girls, in between them, breaking them up*
Wes: Hmmm cute name.....not that easy I'm afraid. You'll have to guess. I'll give you a clue...It's really manly.
Hb brunette/blonde: Hank! Freddy?
Wes: LMAO. Wow man, I love these girls. Hank? I'm not jailbait.....Freddy? Yeah, haha I'm freddy murcury. *started a bohemian raphsody duet with my wing* It's Clint. *they laugh* What? ok it's not clint.....it's Tom.
Hb's: Hi Tom *big smiles
*Wing: So where you girls from?
We fluff for a while.....then it's time to wrap up, my wing takes HBbrunette away...i'm left with HBblonde.
Wes: Anyway, we're looking to go out in a club later, what are some good ones?
HBblonde: We're going out later, why not join us?
Wes: I dunno....mum warned me about bad girls like you. She suggested I find someone like her to date.....
Hbblonde: Date?
Wes: Wow, slow down. We just met. You're so forward. Why don't we get married and move in together? *arm round her*
HBblonde: *flustered but loving it* hahaha. Ok hubby
Wes: Hubby??? Damn woman, you are wild!! I'll introduce you the family on our way to the ceremony. *to wing* Hey man. I got me a wife!!! She's hella cute too!!
Hbblonde: You think I'm cute? I bet i'm not going to see you later at the club, bet you say that to all the girls *sh!t test*
Wes: *playfull smile, rub of the arm* only when I'm not with my girlfriend*I took off my necklace and put it round her neck* I want this back later
We exchanged numbers.....I saw her later at the club, worked some more magic and we exchanged body heat and fluids in my room
Critism (sp) welcome guys.