"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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FR: actions, not words, are what matters most

backbreaker

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I met this woman (30) about 4 days ago, nice body, georgous hair, nice face, etc. so we set up a tentitive date for this weekend. She had been calling me ever since we met to schedule, so I knew she was somewhat interested. We agreed on last night (sunday). I told her I had a suprise for her, and to dress comfortably.

So I pick her up and we go to the beach (at night) and I have a picnic basket with drinks and some sandwiches I made (I don't know why everyone down here doesn't use the beach to their advantage).

Within 15 mintues I am rubbing on her leg ,and she is liking it.. I am giving her a massage and I can tell she is liking it, so I go in for a kiss, and she tells me she doesn't to kiss me.

NOw, half of you guys would have gotten your panties up in a bunch and would have thrown your gameplan in a loop. However, using a little common sense, I tried again about 10 mintues later. still no go.

Then we got on the comment of sex, and she said "not that you are going to find out tonight, but I am very good in bed"

I let it go in one ear and out the other.. because the way she was acting and what she was saying wasn't adding up. She, at this point was the equivlant to the guy who goes to a car lot and says "I am not going to buy anything today regardless of what you say or what deal you give me" simply because he doesn't want to seem like a pushover.

anyway, then she kept starring in my eyes and kept asking about myself, blah blah blah.

So we leave, becuase we want something stiffer to drink than what I had on me, and we go to a bar, and I run into a friend who is drunk and is hitting on my date.. but I couldn't get mad at him because he is a drunk. about 15 mintues there I look at her and tell her we are going to my place, and she gets up and follows me out the door.

I have a frig in my hotel I am in and I keep drinks there, so we start drinking, and I turn her around and give her a massage. She says, you aren't getting any. I start kissing her on her neck, then I turned her around and we started to kiss. She's a good kisser. Then we started dry humping and she keeps telling me how bad she has wanted me the entire night and wraps her legs around me while we are going at it. So I don't even say anything, i just pull her pants down and take mine off, slap on a condom and we start going at it.

she wasnt' playing, she was actually damn good in bed. Wild. I like that. We did some of everything, after 4 or 5 orgasms she went home... no sex tonight my ass.

anyway, that's how you do it. **** what a womans says, look at her actions. If a woman is holding your hand, gazing in your eyes and is fondling her hair every which a way, but tells you have no chance, what do you think is up? A person, the average peson, can't controlt heir body language, but can control their words.

anyway, she wants to come over later tonight, so I will keep you updated.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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krasnyiLion

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GREAT POST!!!!!!!!!!!

Actually, i have started to realize this. it is better to play it cool and just ignore their comments.
 

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backbreaker said:
guy who goes to a car lot and says "I am not going to buy anything today regardless of what you say or what deal you give me" simply because he doesn't want to seem like a pushover.

anyway, then she kept starring in my eyes and kept asking about myself, blah blah blah.

we start drinking, and I turn her around and give her a massage.
Lmao, so if you really didn't want to buy a car...then wtf are you here in this car lot? BOOSHYT.

"What do you do?" = HP.

Alcohol does work wonders on women...the world's ULTIMATE wingman! :D
 

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Too many people think too much into words. Example from a couple of months back;

I met this chick through work she was a customer and I got her number. I called her up the next day,we were hanging out a hour later. I had my Boxster when I met up with her and said,"Hey you ever been in a Porsche,lets go for a cruise", she says "this is nuts,I don't even know you,I'm not going for a cruise.". I tell her "Just shut up and get in." Ha she hoped right in.
 

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it wasn't the alchol... we opened the drinks... two wine coolers and took 2 sips of them and then started on the massage. we had rolled about 3 blunts that night as well.

she just called, misses me and wants to come over to finish me off, her words.. I think I might have done too good of a job, I might have a stalker
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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blinkwatt

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backbreaker said:
I think I might have done too good of a job, I might have a stalker
Not a stalker....A stage 3 clinger.
 

backbreaker

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no I have not seen that movie yet, I don't watch alot of TV.

anyway, I'm on my way to the beach so I can get some drinks and some ass, nothing better to do today
 
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