"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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For once, women's games benefitted me

49au

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Thought I'd share something funny that happened a couple weekends ago at a club.

We had bottles, I was sitting on the couch finishing my last drink, it was like 3am so most of us had gone home. This girl I hadn't seen or talked to all night comes up and asks if I will do her a favor. She said her friend wants to make a guy jealous, so she wants to kiss me while this girl takes pictures of it.

The girl is like a 7. Hadn't seen or talked to her all night either. She sits down, and just starts full on making out with me. This went on for like a minute and I was getting seriously turned on. Her friend is taking pictures. Then abruptly the girl gets up and walks off without saying a word.

The girl with the camera sits down, shows me a couple pictures, I make a move on her but she says she has a bf, I get her number anyway.

Sluts.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Strelok

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You should have tell that an anal cream pie would have made that guy more jealous than just some kissing or other simple foreplay gay stuff.
 

49au

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True. This is why I shouldn't be mildly drunk in these situations.
 
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