"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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First time

navyseal2101

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Has anybody had a good first time experience with sex? I remmeber my first time being a total mess, just wondering if anybody has any intersting good or bad first time stories.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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navyseal2101

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A few months ago. Ill skip the pickup phase b/c I don't rly remember it, but we were both rly drunk and when I got into the room, which was my room at my beach house there as a matress on the end of it. The matress was halfway off the bed near the wall and as I jumped on it I fell backwards and hit my head on the wall and got wedged between the wall and the bed. It was really funny in my mind at the time so I started laughing alot. I couldnt stop for a pretty good while, then I got wiskey**** and that was a mess. It was her first time and she didn'y know what she was doing, so I just told her what I saw in porn and she got ontop. She started off ok and it hurt her alot I guess I dont remmember but I do remmember the pain of her coming down wrong and practicly breaking my wood in half. I "quit" trying after that as I was really sore. I guess thats my first time if it counted lol.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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SinJester

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Lol ouch Navyseal!

I'm still waiting for mine... :(

Hopefully it is a little less painfull :p
 
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