"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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First time I realized these broads are batty was around 16. Decided to experiment and call a girl I used to video chat with a *****. She did the usual "Who are you calling a *****?" I came back with the "You *****".

She got ghost for a couple of days so I thought I really effed up. One day she came back apologizing for acting *****y and wanted to strip for me.

These batches are bat **** crazy
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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5th grade....I was 10. Started "going with" the cutest girl in my class as did her best friend with my best friend. Lasted about a week before they both called us up one night and dumped us both. We never did figure out why. lol
 
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The thing that never ceases to amaze is that it all makes perfect sense to them.
 
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