"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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TonyBaloney said:
This is an awful amount of disrespect.

I couldnt sleep at night knowing that I innocently got slapped and that the dude could be found.....

If it were a random punch up and it kinda got put down to a boozy night, then fair play, but they being connected to you like that.....I would get in touch with your bud, and tell him you want the guys number. Call the guy, and tell him that he's a **** weasel and that you will NEVER forget this, and you will be actively seeking revenge in the way of giving his mother, sister and new girlfriend anul sexx ASAP.... fook him bud - get your fookin revenge!!!!!
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Uhh...No.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Ask your friends what happened...
 
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adding to bigneils list... Headbutts are a difficult one to watch out for, you generally wont know its coming till it hits you, try to keep them at arms reach. dont try headbutting others though, its classed as assault with a weapon. (in the U.K. anyway)
 
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SgtSplacker said:
Ask your friends what happened...
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There you go, this is the most practical and sensible suggestion here. Whatever went down it wasn't just a sucker punch out of nowhere.
 
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So he punched you just because he thought you were not part of their social circle?

Thats not a very good reason.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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gspshields2 said:
So he punched you just because he thought you were not part of their social circle?

Thats not a very good reason.
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Hey gsp, no disrespect, how old are you?
 
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