Field Report: Whatever a woman says... she means the exact opposite

[backbreaker]

Funny story. I was out and about yesterday, running errands, and I ran into this woman, white, about 5'10-5'11.. definatly taller than me, blonde hair, skinny, etc. Not bad looking.

I flirt with her a little, and she said something about me having a baby face, and I knew i had her then.

anyway, I tell her to follow me to barnes and noble, which was my next stop ironically, and we sit out on the patio and have drinks and chat for a minute.

I ask for her phone number. Out of the blue, I mean from nowhere, she says "Just because I am giving you my number doesn't mean I am a booty call"

It's like it just instantly translated in my head to "hey, here's my number, you know I'm a booty call right?"

The next words out of my mouth, right after she said that were "so you feel like having company later tonight when I get done doing what I am doing"

Sure enough she said "sure"

When I get over there, about 10pm (hint 1) she reminds me that she isn't "fast" (hint 2).

I don't think I need to tell you what ended up happening. I ****ed the snot out of this chick, by 11 she was literarly begging me to.

I could only imagine if i actually listened to what she said about her not being fast.

The only bad thing about it she has called me literarly 6 times today. I think she is a stalker, or at least has stalkerish tendencies.

 

[IsiMan84]

In that particular case, it wasn't the fact that she wanted the exact opposite, but the fact that she wanted to make you and herself believe that she's not a whóre. I've had girls say that to me too. Funny stuff.

 

[d9930380]

Nah I think she was telling him she wanted the exact opposite. It depends if she said it with a sly smile or not.

However this girl is probably very insecure and uses sex to ensnare men. She thinks that because she's slept with you there is some sort of connection and she will want more.

That's the kind of girl you could really do what you wanted without fear that she would leave you. I wouldn't throw that one away - see if you can get her to blow you while your watching the game and drinking a beer