"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Ferrari Game went to the BARS, Cruised around Town!! Unsuccessful!

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I do the same thing and it works like a charm. My wingman is a midget, and we rent Nissan Sentras, though. Mad, mad, pu$$y, yo! You need a 4 door to get em all in. Those Italian trash mobiles are to small, B!
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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VladPatton said:
I do the same thing and it works like a charm. My wingman is a midget, and we rent Nissan Sentras, though. Mad, mad, pu$$y, yo! You need a 4 door to get em all in. Those Italian trash mobiles are to small, B!
I had a tricked out 1998 Nissan Sentra in New Orleans, and I was getting that good pu$$y! Then again, that was in my college years (well, freshman year only) but it got me invited to more parties and girls hung around me a lot more.

A Ferrari can only do so much, but I'd rather a Lambo. Lambo's are more masculine IMO.
 

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Dude, you didn't blow your hair out man. that was your mistake.
 

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Not to be rude, but something is seriously wrong if that really happened. Just showing up in a car that has half the value of Ferrari can be a head turner in itself. I have a hard time believing this one.
 
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Not to be rude, but something is seriously wrong if that really happened. Just showing up in a car that has half the value of Ferrari can be a head turner in itself. I have a hard time believing this one.
Welcome to SoSuave IKO69!
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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The Gambler said:
The field report thread for this must be created immediately.... We gots to know EVERYTHING.

Think about it.... Arguably the biggest idiot savant (when it comes to women) in the history of the forum hooking up with arguably one of the best advisers this forum has ever seen...

Am I the only one who is excited about this??? :up:

I agree, if he is not a troll and everything he said was his mistakes we have to know the results, you can write a damn book about it too.
 

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IKO69 said:
Not to be rude, but something is seriously wrong if that really happened. Just showing up in a car that has half the value of Ferrari can be a head turner in itself. I have a hard time believing this one.

Well maybe where your from thats not the case.

No one cared, not one number.
 

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gspshields2 said:
Well maybe where your from thats not the case.

No one cared, not one number.
Start up the field report thread.

Chop, chop.
 

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He's a troll...and not really very funny. Gps3 on the other hand...
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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but you left me behind, how can you fly with only one wing :cry:
i would have fitted in the trunk.......
 

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I'm still waiting and praying for your suicide game. Until then, not impressed.
 
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