Female Personality Types

[bat soup]

Here are a few female personality types to look out for:

The Hag:
Always looks miserable, resting biatch face, looks like she just drank a glass of milk that expired in 1998.

The Toad:
Arrogant, conceited, always looking around to see if any man is looking at her so that she can laugh and gloat about it.

The Troll:
Looks sweet and innocent to entice men to approach. Then, when you do, she turns into a Toad or a Hag.

 

[GhostApe]

Three extremely negative categorizations. This says more about your dim, canted view of women than it does about the women you're trying to describe.