"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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facials: sexual degradation or not?

PRMoon

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It's a definate domince thing. When you bust on a girls face you're definately showing a sign of male dominace. Some girls like that kind of thing, ie they want to be dominated. Gillian Barbarie has been quoted numerous time saying "I want to be a wife in the kitchen and a wh*re in the beadroom" and "Some celebrity women like me want to be treated like second class citizens while making love".

I'd say c*mming on a girls face definately falls into that category of domination.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Best way to knock her off her pedestal in bed. I try to sneak it out their mouth and squirt their face and act life it is an accident. I hate that porn **** where they play with it and show it to u, nasty.
 

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I pulled out for a money shot once and shot all the way up my girl's body - all the way over her head, cutting a sticky path of destruction to my headboard. She actually thought it was pretty cool, but she had to go play a soccer game covered in my spunk. This happened a year ago and I still think it was awesome.
 
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