"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Facial Problems

Lost

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I have a few questions. I am an attractive guy(btw im a junior in hs if that helps any), but there are a few small things that i think can help my appearance greatly.

1.I've got a attractive face(high cheek bones,etc).. but lately ive noticed, it seems like there's some extra fat(maybe not fat but its not as clear cut) around my bottom cheek bone(like..the one under the ear). Im not sure how this happened.. it hasn't been there for a really long time(maybe a couple months), and im definately not fat(im only like 116 pounds), altho my weight used to be even less b4 working out n eatin a lil more. Do any of you know why this might have happened, and anything i can do to get rid of it?

2.Also ive got some kinda bags/wrinkles or something under my eye. I don't think its like a bag when u sleep.. cuz its not like thick or anything.. but jus kinda like..i dunno its hard to explain :p. Hopefully someone knows what im talking about. If i turn the lights off(thers still a lil in the bg) then i dont see em and my face looks better.

3.Last thing i got kinda red color on my cheeks. It's not acne i dont believe(you cant really feel it).. but its like when i touch my cheeks they get kinda red.. if i dont it just kinda blends in. Anyone know what this is?

Anyways if yall could help me out id GREATLY appreciate it.

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"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Originally posted by Lost:

3.Last thing i got kinda red color on my cheeks. It's not acne i dont believe(you cant really feel it).. but its like when i touch my cheeks they get kinda red.. if i dont it just kinda blends in. Anyone know what this is?

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UM i got kinda the same thing, mostly on my cheeks and stuff it is red like alot. and all over my face sometimes. i dont know what it is.
 

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Originally posted by Lost:

2.Also ive got some kinda bags/wrinkles or something under my eye. I don't think its like a bag when u sleep.. cuz its not like thick or anything.. but jus kinda like..i dunno its hard to explain :p. Hopefully someone knows what im talking about. If i turn the lights off(thers still a lil in the bg) then i dont see em and my face looks better.
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I also have red cheek and when i consulted a dermatologist and he told me that this is just that my veins are near my skin and he gave me a special cream for that but i used it for 2 weeks and there was no improvement so i never used it again. My cousin also used to have that but he don't now and he never used any cream. I suggest you to consult a dermatologist and see what he can do for you and if he give you a special cream be patient


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"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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that red on the cheeks could be rosacea. I got that 2, when I went to the dermotologist he told me. Search rosacea if you want more info
 

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alright thanks for the replies so far.. ill hopefully get some product for the eyes in the next week and tell yall sometime how it works. also if anyone else has any more replies about the redness on the cheeks thatd be good. ill try searching for "rosacea." And if anyone knows about the fat or w/e around the cheek bones if they could tell me thatd be good 2
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ok the fat could be like, water wiegh...? lol


start doing aerobic excersize to burn off fat.. if it is fat... did u get fat anywhere else on ur body.. or just in the cheeks... cuz thats unusual..

mayb its swelling or sumtin, tat would suck... unless ur sure its fat..


as for skin being sensitve, and truning red, if it happens on ur ARMS, LEGS, and other parts of ur skin, then it could b a difiemncy of vitamins and excersize... its like a starting sign of diabetes, at least taht what i heard from my PE teacher who went aound poking evryones arm to check how "healthy" we were,

rofl

or mayb thats just how u are... is ur hair red? mayb thats the same pigment adding color to ur skin?

i dont really kno.. ask a doctor if u really arent sure, cuz it could b an allergic reacion.. along wiht ur swelling
lol

good luck, hope u get it fixed

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