my personal favorite: when a girl is in my way i just rip off her clothes and f her right in the middle of the hall. its quite nice, they learn to love it and it takes me like 2 hours to get to my next class, and i never have to beat off.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Excuse me but... CAN YOU GET OUTTA MY FvCKING WAY!?
- Thread starter Boricua_33015
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“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”
Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.
I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.
Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules. Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.
radi0head
Don Juan
ha
i just yell "MOVE!" to all the little ones, i feel like a wuss telling youngins "excuse me" too. But to people in my grade and older i usually act more polite
i just yell "MOVE!" to all the little ones, i feel like a wuss telling youngins "excuse me" too. But to people in my grade and older i usually act more polite
BWSL2
Senior Don Juan
I like to apply kino to any good looking female I pass. A little touch on the arm, a few fingers on the waist, always nice and subtle, but not obvious. Kills two birds with one stone: I do some sarging and get to where I'm going.
With guys, I just give them strong eye contact and they move. If it's a big group of morons, I walk right through, or if it's just one guy, I give a firm "Hey" and he'll move.
What really pisses me off is big groups walking in front of me, in the same direction as me, that simply must move as slow as possible. I swear I can hear mooing from the cattle.
With guys, I just give them strong eye contact and they move. If it's a big group of morons, I walk right through, or if it's just one guy, I give a firm "Hey" and he'll move.
What really pisses me off is big groups walking in front of me, in the same direction as me, that simply must move as slow as possible. I swear I can hear mooing from the cattle.
can i get thru
excuse me can i get thru
watch out dawg
sometimes you sound like a fag/nerd/dork/jerk when you say "ecause me", some ppl might think ur givin them an attitude
or just bump into them, and when they say "excuse you" say "yeah excuse you" or some smart responce that you get
i just bump into people and they dont say anything because im a senior and i have a rep that they fear!
excuse me can i get thru
watch out dawg
sometimes you sound like a fag/nerd/dork/jerk when you say "ecause me", some ppl might think ur givin them an attitude
or just bump into them, and when they say "excuse you" say "yeah excuse you" or some smart responce that you get
i just bump into people and they dont say anything because im a senior and i have a rep that they fear!
“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”
Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.
I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.
Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules. Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.
Boricua_33015
Master Don Juan
16 years old and your a senior!?
NEWBIE101
Senior Don Juan
Exactly. This is what I do. Just say it confidently and if she say's "you're excused" or any other crap like that just turn around and smile at her since she's so insecure about herself that she has to say that and you are better than that.
Psycho`Sexual
Don Juan
The Guide for Walking Through People
Well!
There are several things you can do, depending on your particular situation, your mood, and the person you are trying to get around.
You want to accomplish several thing while interacting with people.
1. Familiarity - Let them know who you are, seem familiar, seem like their best friend.
2. Attraction - Show them how great you are, even guys are attracted to other guys (not sexually)
3. Confidence - They are in YOUR way, you arent in THEIRS. The mistake is on THEIR part, and you need to make sure you can walk through your territory with or without invaders.
4. KINO - this is more so for girls, but it works well for EVERYONE.
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Simulations
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Scenario 1:
I am walking with my buddy and we are chatting, I dont want to break our conversation, and there is someone in front of my path.
Normally I would just coninue talking and turn one shoulder forward one back and get around them.
In this scenario I care more about the person(s) I am with, than the persons I am avoiding collision with.
Scenario 2:
I am walking alone, in a small hallway, the path is blocked by some chatter box HB who doesn't see me behind her.
I walk up within KINO distance and make a small subtle noise (*ahem*)
She turns around, I smile
and say "Hi, you think I can squeeze through you little group" and then when she steps aside I smile and and go on, saying "thanks"
Scenario 3:
The HB is listening to a chatter box and blocking the way.
I walk up to her, and put my arms around her waist, very gentle and sauve, almost like im dancing with her (ballroom style).
Then she cranes her neck back to see, and I am looking at the chatterbox, then I look down at her and SMILE and again in a charming manner "Hey, could you come right over here" and then move her hips over to the side to let me pass.
Then I walk off for a misterious effect.
Scenario 4:
Carrying ****.
Cant apply Kino, cant be suave sexy charming prince.
Have to be "busy business man DJ"
Talk a lot faster, still with a smile, and I usually say something like "Hey watchout-watchout-watchout" or "Look out" or something repeated often to get their attention.
Scenario 5:
People I know. Be an ass. Shove them out of the way with a mock anger attitude and then turn around and GRIN at them.
I shove people out of the way even when they arent in my way.
This is with people I KNOW, and wiht those who I have already established a fun attitude with
Defualt Scenario:
If I have to get somewhere, and dont have time to sit there and play social games with people.
I walk briskly and weave around through the crowd like frogger, sometimes applying kino to chicks backs with my fingers (if its densely congested)
Well!
There are several things you can do, depending on your particular situation, your mood, and the person you are trying to get around.
You want to accomplish several thing while interacting with people.
1. Familiarity - Let them know who you are, seem familiar, seem like their best friend.
2. Attraction - Show them how great you are, even guys are attracted to other guys (not sexually)
3. Confidence - They are in YOUR way, you arent in THEIRS. The mistake is on THEIR part, and you need to make sure you can walk through your territory with or without invaders.
4. KINO - this is more so for girls, but it works well for EVERYONE.
****************
Simulations
****************
Scenario 1:
I am walking with my buddy and we are chatting, I dont want to break our conversation, and there is someone in front of my path.
Normally I would just coninue talking and turn one shoulder forward one back and get around them.
In this scenario I care more about the person(s) I am with, than the persons I am avoiding collision with.
Scenario 2:
I am walking alone, in a small hallway, the path is blocked by some chatter box HB who doesn't see me behind her.
I walk up within KINO distance and make a small subtle noise (*ahem*)
She turns around, I smile
and say "Hi, you think I can squeeze through you little group" and then when she steps aside I smile and and go on, saying "thanks"Scenario 3:
The HB is listening to a chatter box and blocking the way.
I walk up to her, and put my arms around her waist, very gentle and sauve, almost like im dancing with her (ballroom style).
Then she cranes her neck back to see, and I am looking at the chatterbox, then I look down at her and SMILE
and again in a charming manner "Hey, could you come right over here" and then move her hips over to the side to let me pass.Then I walk off for a misterious effect.
Scenario 4:
Carrying ****.
Cant apply Kino, cant be suave sexy charming prince.
Have to be "busy business man DJ
"Talk a lot faster, still with a smile, and I usually say something like "Hey watchout-watchout-watchout" or "Look out" or something repeated often to get their attention.
Scenario 5:
People I know.
Be an ass. Shove them out of the way with a mock anger attitude and then turn around and GRIN at them. I shove people out of the way even when they arent in my way.
This is with people I KNOW, and wiht those who I have already established a fun attitude with
Defualt Scenario:
If I have to get somewhere, and dont have time to sit there and play social games with people.
I walk briskly and weave around through the crowd like frogger, sometimes applying kino to chicks backs with my fingers (if its densely congested)
Boricua_33015
Master Don Juan
Hahahahahaha, oh man, somebody actually went as far as to make a GUIDE!Whats even funnier is that it is SERIOUS, and that it actually gives some good advice!
Oh man, you just made my day! Thanks.