"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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examples of how a womans mind fails to see logic

seethehoop

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Examples of how women's minds fail to see logic in any form.

Recently I had three conversations with three different women, all on the same subject. Vegetarianism. Now I know this doesn't really relate to pick up but I thought that sharing it would be a good example of showing how their minds work.

The first conversation happened in a bar, I was teasing the girl about being a vegi when I noticed she had a funky handbag, I commented on it and she said thanks its made of leather! Yes I said leather! This girl is a vegetarian who will not eat meat because she does not agree with the killing of animals but carries a leather handbag.

The 2nd conversation happened with a girl I am seeing, she is also a vegetarian, I was actually talking to her about the first conversation when the girl said she had a beautiful pair of leather shoes!

And the 3rd conversation was with a girl at work who does not eat meat and said she hates the way animals are treated and killed for food...but she also loves her leather jacket!

So each of these three women are taking a moral stand on how animals are treated and killed for food but could not see the flaw in their morals when I pointed out that they wont eat an animal but they are willing to wear one of the byproducts of killing it.

Each responded with "well the animal is being killed anyway so it doesn't matter if I wear it"

What this roughly translates to is "my leather jacket/handbag/shoes make me feel good about myself so therefore the animals suffering is worth it because I'm selfish and it died to make me look and feel good"

I just thought this was a brilliant example of how hypocritical women's logic is and how it reflects them for their fundamental flaws.

Maybe we should open this up to the forum and see if you guys have any other laughable examples of women's logic.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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you do know you posted this thread twice, right?
good stuff though!
 

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I am not surprised in the least with that sort of logic. Hell, just to make sense of what they want in a relationship means you gotta be a phuckin puʂʂy-Mentalist!

I also can't contain from blurting out when a girl says she is a vegetarian:

"You don't eat meat? But do you like the bone?"
 
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