"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Examples of flirty n ****y

SoSuaveScorp

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Hello gents, I'm looking for some examples of being flirty/****y + funny to a girl.. like when everyone says to "bust her balls" . The reason behind this is because I want to embrace this sort of humor, so lets all post examples of a flirty ****y thing to say/conversation
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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You Got A Country Accent Are You Here To Sell Butter ?
Where Is The Baseball Cap? I Thought All Us Girls Wore One

I Like Your Perfume Smells The Same As My Dishwashing Detergent
 

Commandante

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ALPHAROMEO said:
You Got A Country Accent Are You Here To Sell Butter ?
Where Is The Baseball Cap? I Thought All Us Girls Wore One

I Like Your Perfume Smells The Same As My Dishwashing Detergent
off is the general direction i would like you to ****, you douchebag :moon:
 
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