Erection Test

[expos]

So after our soccer game tonight, and a few beers, a friend of mine starts rambling about girls he wants to hook up with.

He begins telling us of his "erection test".

Essentially, when he starts talking to a woman for a first time, and he gets an immediate erection in first three or four seconds of talking with them, he knows that he'll have really good sexual and body chemistry (duh) with them.

He has approached many women in his life - some of which he felt were very attractive - but DID NOT receive an immediate erection when he began talking with them and it was like a sixth sense telling him they wouldn't be physically compatible and so he bailed and didn't bother pursuing them.

I knew exactly what he was talking about and I have experienced this in my life!

Anyone else here experience this?

 

[Renegade357]

Lol, that's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard.

 

[expos]

Lol, that's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard.

A few beers will do that, lol. but i think i he was serious!

 

[Scaramouche]

Dear Expos,
No I haven't experienced that,but I know within seconds of seeing her whether she would be good in the sack,and within minutes the likelihood of my finding out....Why?How?I have no idea but it is obviously some form of body language at work...I believe in our primitive state there were many now subliminal senses that as we learned to communicate in a more efficient manner,we have almost forgotten,but they are there!

 

[Scormus]

I have had spontaneous erections asking women for a date. Not always and doesn't correlate to their looks.

 

[sharkbeat]

I have had this, and I would use it occasionally as my sexual barometer.

When it works, it works 100%. That "Intent To ****" really gets to the girl you approach. She knows it, and she loves it.

Sometimes, it frustrates me though when my D refuses to reciprocate. "Come on, man she is hot!"

 

[Zarky]

Damn, I haven't had an erection from just talking with a chick since I was about 15.

 

[MaddXMan]

Yep, happens when I'm talking and getting a vibe.

 

[SecondHalf]

Yep, hate it at the beach though.

Limited number of things to say from that point....
"Hey, I'd like you to meat my better half"!

SH

 

[zekko]

Damn, I haven't had an erection from just talking with a chick since I was about 15.

Yeah, I remember getting erections from just talking to girls on the phone when I was a young lad. I remember sitting in the car and seeing a hot girl walk into the grocery store and getting a raging hard on. Unwanted erections in high school. Lots of hormones swiriling around when you're a teenager.

At my age, that sort of thing rarely happens. Not sure if it's becoming jaded, a decrease in hormones, circulation differences, or all of the above that makes the difference.

 

[expos]

Yep, happens when I'm talking and getting a vibe.

Just had this happen tonight! A girl in our social circle, a well known slut, came up and starting talking tonight and asking how I was. I was sitting on stool and she was about face to face with me. Her eyes said it all. I got rock hard.

The girl is nice, but has a bad rap, so I really don't want anything to do with her because she's pretty low quality and goes out with some sketchy dudes.

...but she'd be a great lay.

 

[Desdinova]

Never happens to me while talking to a woman, but I get it during the first kiss. Sometimes the first kiss will cause an erection and sometimes it won't. If it doesn't, I'm going to have trouble getting an erection while I'm in the sack with her.

 

[Peaks&Valleys]

I've been very turned on at times by certain girls. Other times, not so much. Some girls just have that sexual vibe, and when they see a guy they like the exude it.... it also depends what time of the month it is for them....when they're ovulating it comes out the most, you'll notice they'll even dress sexier, skirts showing off their legs, push up bras, hair done all nice...

 

[Peaks&Valleys]

Essentially, when he starts talking to a woman for a first time, and he gets an immediate erection in first three or four seconds of talking with them

Alright so, this happened to me tonight. I was talking with this chick, she was a foreigner, and she was looking at me with these me fvck me eyes....like she was stairing right through my soul and down to my d1ck! Instant erection (semi). When I walked away I had to put my hand in my pocket and do the whole cover up deal.

I was working at the time or else I would have went for some kind of escalation, she was oozing sexuality....hot and rearing to go.

Got her number at least, so we'll see what happens.