"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Enzo and Cass

zekko

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I know we have some guys who watch WWE here, so I thought I would post this. I thought the final segment with the Enzo and Cass breakup on Raw last Monday was one of the better scenes they've had on there for awhile - even if it was predictable.

Cass showed he could actually cut a decent promo, and Enzo actually worked up enough emotion to roll a tear. I couldn't help but think he was crying because he knew his career was over.

The split feels premature though. Raw could use the extra tag team, and the single scene is already crowded.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

Read more...

zekko

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I agree it's a waste of a popular tag team. Rumor is Vince McMahon has a hard on for Big Cass so they want to push him as a singles star. He might be a decent wrestler some day but this could have waited a few years. Enzo's probably just screwed.
 
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