YawataNoKami
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"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
Engineers Tackle Problem of How to Stop Migrants Pooping on the Floor
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
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Master Don Juan
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Simply amazing, no matter how ridicoulous you try to be while making jokes about certain facts, reality is gonna be even more ridicolous.
It needed special toilets to avoid immigrants not to poop on the floor or harm themselves while wrongly sitting on the seat, it takes a sh1t load of creativity to poop the wrong way.
Well at least we can talk about "enrichment", toilet assembling industries are surely getting rich, too bad its the taxpayers as usual to open their wallets.
It needed special toilets to avoid immigrants not to poop on the floor or harm themselves while wrongly sitting on the seat, it takes a sh1t load of creativity to poop the wrong way.
Well at least we can talk about "enrichment", toilet assembling industries are surely getting rich, too bad its the taxpayers as usual to open their wallets.