"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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I came to this site because one chick screwed me up big time.I was a complete AFC.Now she's back.And I'm coming to the realization that she has emotional control over me still.It's almost like everytime I'm around her I go on "auto-pilot AFC" mode.10 minutes after I can name what I did wrong and how to fix it.I'm not acting like I'm the catch. Day after day the same old line "How was your day" is getting very old.Conversation topics anyone?(Not weather,not how was your day).I need some fresh,new topic.And a way to invest my emotions elsewhere.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Help doesn't come in 32 minutes.

Well..you're screwed up for a reason. Why is she still around causing it?
 
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