"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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****ed up Friend/Wingman

Chronix

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Ok I have a friend I was using as a wingman, and I was talking to this one hb5 at lunch. My friend walked by, so I told him to come over and talk with us. Well anyways the hb5 asks him if he wants to come to her motel she is staying in and he says yea. Later that day, I have the hb5 in 7th period. I wasnt trying to act desperate by asking to go too... but instead she asked me. So I said sure. My dad said no I cant go and hes an ******* (I just moved schools for some reasons). Well anyways later that night I didnt want to call because my dad said no, if she would have came to me though I said I would go. Well anyways my friend called her and when she come picked him up he told her that he didnt know where I was and that im not going..... I called that ****er three times before she came, I wanted him to keep calling to keep me in the prize position. Im gonna see what shes doing tonight. Any advice on how to have her not want him to go ? He never got laid before so I doubt hes got the game to do it with her, tonight will be my turn.

What kind of ******* does that for one I knew him for years, and for another Im the one that wingmaned him in there.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Muphaser

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Forget it, hes your friend, shes a 5! dont worry about it.. Besides, she asked him 1st
 

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Yea but she was flirting with me before. And I think that was just one of her strategys to get me to go, this girl has been chasing me period. And im horny enough to **** her. So Im gonna go with her tonight and I want to know some kind of pattern to be able to leave his ass.
 

dannowillbookem

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the feeding process among friend circles is different for alot of groups...me and my buddy david compete, me and my buddy zach usually call dibs, and some friends its just whatever happens. if no one called her and he won, he gets her. dont be a dicck and ****block your bro if he's on the way to pvssy...learn the lesson and call a chick next time.
 
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