"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Eating a girl out AFC move? And if not what's the best way

damaster123

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Hey ya'll, I was just thinking about this after watching an old Soprano's episode where one of the guys almost got wacked because he went down on a girl. My question is, is eating a girl out a chump move? Does a Don Juan just get to f *()*( ing and that's good enough?

Secondly what's the best way to eat out a girl? Does the alphabet trick work? I've mostly just been a finger man myself, and just massaged the G-Spot but I hear some girls just love to be eaten out. Just lick the whole length of the vagina and linger on the **** at the top? Should I lick and finger at the same time? Sorry, just getting back into the game after a 1.5 year hiatus. Thanks!
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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DJDamage

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Just make sure that the girls return the favour and eating her out should be a reward not a privilege. I know a guy who's girl doesn't go down on him because she doesn't like it but he always goes down on her because she does like it, now that is what I call Pvssy-Whipped.

As for technique I think Jerry Seinfeld said it best: "nobody really know's what to do down there, I think they really apperciate it if you at least show some effort".
 

wayword

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Blacks don't eat puzzy because they feel a real man should be able to satisfy her with his kawk alone. Therefore, eating puzzy is seen as a puzzy move.

That is one way of looking at it.

Although, on the other hand, I don't think eating puzzy means you can't work the kawk, either. Many girls might like guys who can do both.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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pressure0354

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uhhhh

i like pleasuring girls. i get pleasure from doing it. plus doing it will lead to more sex/bjs on your end so its a win win.
 
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