Im gonna post this in anything else, even though i know it'd get more traffic in DJ discussion, just because i dont really think it fits. but man, ive gotta tell some people this story, and i dont want it getting back to my gf, so... lucky you guys!
this story is long, and absolutely ridiculous. so read it all the way through.
so the other night, im at my job, waiting tables, the usual. i get a text from this girl i know from high school that says
"hey, this is xxxx. i know this is random, but are you going to *dude*'s house tonight?"
i was already planning on going.
I respond with
"well, maybe. i'm working, but now that i know that YOURE gonna be there... im not sure if im gonna go or not!
"
so i get off and head over to my bro's house. this party is like all the other ones ive chilled at this summer; a good friend of mine's house, with a ratio of about 1.2:1 girl to guy, and all the guys being my absolute best friends from high school. a great setup to say the least.
i walk in and immediately get a weird vibe about whats going on.
now, there's always some random chicks at these parties that are friends of friends or whatever, and i always game the **** out of them, just for the fun of it, because as i said, im in a relationship.
anyway. i walk in, and a girl that i met about 3 months ago says
"hey JJ! why haven't i seen you in like a WHOLE week?!"
im just like
"well, you must not be looking in the right places" blah blah blah fluff talk, ive heard she has hpv and im not tryin to mess around with that. lol.
so she goes on to tell me that i should meet her friend, who is here and wanting to meet me. i walk up and hold out my hand to shake hers, just like i always do and say "whats up im JJ." she proceeds to avoid eye contact, not shake my hand and say nothing. i then say "im holding out my hand so you can shake it..." and she says "oh thats okay." so i make a big fuss and try to make her feel like an idiot about it. lol. mission accomplished. anyway...
i begin to think... what a b1tch. no point wasting my time with her. lol.
i keep chilling with my buds, and keep getting the distinct vibe that something strange is happening around me. usually, my gut is pretty good about picking things up like this.
one of my best friends calls me over. he starts asking me to go outside to talk to him. of course, im like "yea what's up?" because he's been giving me looks whenever weird stuff has been happening.
he takes me out to the back porch, and is drunk already so he starts peeing while telling me this information lol, a main reason i feel like i can trust it. so he says
"alright, im gonna talk to you while im peeing. so you know that girl that was giving you the cold shoulder in there? well, she apparently just had a weird situation with a guy. apparently she started talking with a guy a few months ago through texts. they got kinda serious. they sent a lot of pictures back and forth, and she thought he was like the hottest thing in the world. fast forward to just like a couple weeks ago. she found out the guy wasn't sending her real pictures of himself. so she quit talking to him, but still thought that she had found one of the hottest guys on the planet in those pictures.
god. i dont even wanna tell you this. your head's already big enough.
the guy sent pictures of you dude."
so at this point, i initially think it's hilarious. i just start laughing.
"dude," he keeps going, "it's not funny. she was chilling with us a few nights ago (i wasnt there, i had to work) and as she drank, she got crazier. she started with 'oh he's so hot' and worked up to 'call JJ! i want to fvck him tonight!'"
i still think this is funny, but its going more towards crazy now.
the night continues on, progressing just like he said the other night did. she continues getting crazier and crazier. every time i look at her, she's just staring at me, and when she notices im looking back, she starts winking and telling me how sexy i am and how bad she wants it.
i keep pushing her away and away just telling her i have a gf. she clings to the line "i hear you cheat on your girlfriend a lot." lol. she and i end up having a long conversation about all this sh1t, and it turns out she's got plenty of issues here. she's in love with this idea of me, and cant seem to get her way with me. its driving her crazy, and she keeps kissing me on the cheek and going in for real kisses, grabbing my shorts, brushing against my d1ck. im not gonna lie. if i had known my gf wasnt gonna find out, i woulda fvcked the sh1t outta her. its really hot to be that desired.
but still. she's clearly a head case. i mean what kind of sh1t is that? i told another one of my best friends who wasnt at the party and he thinks somethings not right with the story and that someone's lying somewhere along the line. what do you guys think?
sorry for the long post, but hopefully it was an interesting read lol.
this story is long, and absolutely ridiculous. so read it all the way through.
so the other night, im at my job, waiting tables, the usual. i get a text from this girl i know from high school that says
"hey, this is xxxx. i know this is random, but are you going to *dude*'s house tonight?"
i was already planning on going.
I respond with
"well, maybe. i'm working, but now that i know that YOURE gonna be there... im not sure if im gonna go or not!
"so i get off and head over to my bro's house. this party is like all the other ones ive chilled at this summer; a good friend of mine's house, with a ratio of about 1.2:1 girl to guy, and all the guys being my absolute best friends from high school. a great setup to say the least.
i walk in and immediately get a weird vibe about whats going on.
now, there's always some random chicks at these parties that are friends of friends or whatever, and i always game the **** out of them, just for the fun of it, because as i said, im in a relationship.
anyway. i walk in, and a girl that i met about 3 months ago says
"hey JJ! why haven't i seen you in like a WHOLE week?!"
im just like
"well, you must not be looking in the right places" blah blah blah fluff talk, ive heard she has hpv and im not tryin to mess around with that. lol.
so she goes on to tell me that i should meet her friend, who is here and wanting to meet me. i walk up and hold out my hand to shake hers, just like i always do and say "whats up im JJ." she proceeds to avoid eye contact, not shake my hand and say nothing. i then say "im holding out my hand so you can shake it..." and she says "oh thats okay." so i make a big fuss and try to make her feel like an idiot about it. lol. mission accomplished. anyway...
i begin to think... what a b1tch. no point wasting my time with her. lol.
i keep chilling with my buds, and keep getting the distinct vibe that something strange is happening around me. usually, my gut is pretty good about picking things up like this.
one of my best friends calls me over. he starts asking me to go outside to talk to him. of course, im like "yea what's up?" because he's been giving me looks whenever weird stuff has been happening.
he takes me out to the back porch, and is drunk already so he starts peeing while telling me this information lol, a main reason i feel like i can trust it. so he says
"alright, im gonna talk to you while im peeing. so you know that girl that was giving you the cold shoulder in there? well, she apparently just had a weird situation with a guy. apparently she started talking with a guy a few months ago through texts. they got kinda serious. they sent a lot of pictures back and forth, and she thought he was like the hottest thing in the world. fast forward to just like a couple weeks ago. she found out the guy wasn't sending her real pictures of himself. so she quit talking to him, but still thought that she had found one of the hottest guys on the planet in those pictures.
god. i dont even wanna tell you this. your head's already big enough.
the guy sent pictures of you dude."
so at this point, i initially think it's hilarious. i just start laughing.
"dude," he keeps going, "it's not funny. she was chilling with us a few nights ago (i wasnt there, i had to work) and as she drank, she got crazier. she started with 'oh he's so hot' and worked up to 'call JJ! i want to fvck him tonight!'"
i still think this is funny, but its going more towards crazy now.
the night continues on, progressing just like he said the other night did. she continues getting crazier and crazier. every time i look at her, she's just staring at me, and when she notices im looking back, she starts winking and telling me how sexy i am and how bad she wants it.
i keep pushing her away and away just telling her i have a gf. she clings to the line "i hear you cheat on your girlfriend a lot." lol. she and i end up having a long conversation about all this sh1t, and it turns out she's got plenty of issues here. she's in love with this idea of me, and cant seem to get her way with me. its driving her crazy, and she keeps kissing me on the cheek and going in for real kisses, grabbing my shorts, brushing against my d1ck. im not gonna lie. if i had known my gf wasnt gonna find out, i woulda fvcked the sh1t outta her. its really hot to be that desired.
but still. she's clearly a head case. i mean what kind of sh1t is that? i told another one of my best friends who wasnt at the party and he thinks somethings not right with the story and that someone's lying somewhere along the line. what do you guys think?
sorry for the long post, but hopefully it was an interesting read lol.
