Kerensky
Master Don Juan
What do you guys do about ear wax? Use your pinky? Just let it be? Pick it out? Go somewhere? Let me know. Water always gets in my ear and I get ear wax a lot.
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Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
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this could be the strangest question ever..
i use those things, what are they called? i think americans call them Q tips?
like a plastic stick with some fluffy cotton stuff on either end..
stick that in ur ear.. wiggle around and repeat on other ear... just be careful, it can feel REALLY nice, but can also really hurt if u poke too hard..
u can smell it, but DON'T taste it.
Kerensky
Master Don Juan
Yeah those are called Q-tips. I see. I used to have this little lightup scooper thing that like...pulled out my ear wax. When your ear wax comes out, is it like 1 solid piece? Or like grains....because I think "wiggling it around" kinda crushes it up.
You must mean twisting it aorund, right?
You must mean twisting it aorund, right?
WTF man?
Just take the Q-tip, jam it in your ear, and twist it in circles or something. That usually gets it out.
Or you can stick your finger in a tissue and pick it out...
-Or (my personal favorite)- Have your girlfriend lick it out
Just take the Q-tip, jam it in your ear, and twist it in circles or something. That usually gets it out.
Or you can stick your finger in a tissue and pick it out...
-Or (my personal favorite)- Have your girlfriend lick it out
diablo
Master Don Juan
Q-tips.
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You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
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