Dumbest thing a guy said/did

[BeDJ]

I was out with the bar last night with a friend, talking to 2 girls.

Him: If we don't buy these girls a drink, they'll leave!

 

[Huffman]

That's why I started going out solo. I love my friends, but they aren't any good as wingmen.

 

[Purefilth]

Got chatting to 2 hb's introduced my friend, even gave him the better looking one to give him a boost, chatting away to the other, he directs his convo back to me, so I'm trying to chat up both again, 2mins later, he gets up and leaves the club! Left me with both of them!

 

[bigneil]

Never buy girls drinks until they are naked.

 

[Sneevox]

Got chatting to 2 hb's introduced my friend, even gave him the better looking one to give him a boost, chatting away to the other, he directs his convo back to me, so I'm trying to chat up both again, 2mins later, he gets up and leaves the club! Left me with both of them!

My wingman only wanted to leave his girl because he had a chance at another girl.
I told him that only desperate women do that, yet he still left her.
Got attached to the girl he left his girlfriend for, and she picked up on his childish essence and nexted him. Bout a month later, (he had gotten back with his girl) he dumps his girl again, and then she starts saying sh!t about how she doesn't care that they broke up and saying that she knew HE made a mistake even though the prime reason he dumped her was because she was a cheating wh0re.

He fell into her trap and cried over her for a few days, then they got back together.


I sent him the following message on Facebook (call me cruel, but he appreciated it, and he appreciates how straight forward I am):

Man, girls are easy to get attached to.
She baited her trap and you took the bait, and now you're trapped again. SHe made it seem like you made the mistake, and not her.
She made it seem like it was all up to her as to whether or not you got back together... yet isn't that ironic since YOU are the one that took control and ended the relationship?

Don't lie about this. I know it's true. You broke up with her, and you felt bad for breaking up with her. It didn't make you sad that you didn't have her anymore, no. It made you sad that you hurt her. Know why? Because you're her friend... and that is ALRIGHT to be! You just allow the girl to blow smoke in your eyes and force you to mistake those two emotions so that she can trap you again... and trust me, she's not thinking "Oh, I am going to TRAP AUSTIN! HAHAHA!!!"
No, she's thinking, "Oh, I love him sooo much11!1!1!1!!! i want things to be the way they were!!! I miss that!!! I must now do the only thing I can do as a woman and blame the other person for what happened insteead of taking responsibility!!"

And guess what? She wanted things the way the were (which was having you shackled to her leg by the wrist), and she did. She did not consciously think that she was going to enslave you. She just pulled up her little documents in her head that said "Austin is a huge ***** and will bend to my every whim" and said that she wanted them to be true again.

Man, don't you understand? When a girl gets a first impression of you, it stays. It stays forever. If a girl thinks you are a loser, you will forever be cast into the loser pile for her. Ciarra WILL cheat on you. She WILL **** you over. She WILL drown you out and hurt you, and then blame you for it... but she will not do it knowingly. She does it based on feeling, because that is what women do... and you can not change how you make her feel because she already feels that you are her *****, and so you shall forever be her ***** in her mind until you end that relationship.
She will hurt you badly, and it will be your fault.

Don't say I didn't warn you.