"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Dr. Phil's Test

ds28

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Originally posted by es_mer8
1. When do you feel your best?
C: Late at night man, where the ladies seem the most relaxed

2. You usually walk...
C: Not too fast but I'm ready to take on the world with my walk

3. When talking to people you...
E: I like to feel my hair or scratch my wrists or something[b/]

4. When relaxing, you sit with...
C: Stretched out where its most comfortable

5. When something really amuses you, you react with...
A: Loud laugh because I hold nothing back with my emotions 99% of the time

6. When you go to a party or social gathering you...
A: My motto has been "The party doesn't start until I get here"

7. You're working very hard, concentrating hard, and you're interrupted......
A: No need to get pissed off; work will get done eventually

8. Which of the following colors do you like most?
D: Green. Black is my second favorite and Platinum is third

9. When you are in bed at night, in those last few moments before going to sleep....
B: I feel most comfortable this way. If I lay on my side, my arm gets numb in the morning

10. You often dream that you are...
E: I can hardly remember my dreams

TOTAL: 55 points

51 TO 60 POINTS: Others see you as an exciting, highly volatile, rather impulsive personality; a natural leader, who's quick to make decisions, though not always the right ones. They see you as bold and adventuresome, someone who will try anything once; someone who takes chances and enjoys an adventure. They enjoy being in your company because of the excitement you radiate.


Seems almost on the mark.


Did you really have to post your answers? I don't think anyone is that interested.......
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Deep Dish

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Others see you as fresh, lively, charming, amusing, practical, and always interesting; someone who's constantly in the center of attention, but sufficiently well-balanced not to let it go to their head. They also see you as kind, considerate, and understanding; someone who'll always cheer them up and help them out.
Yup.
 

crazyboy

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i got 34 and its right on the money
 
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