"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Don't be a dumbass

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Ok, apparently according to Mystery. Love Wealth and Health ALL go together and they need each other for a prosperous life. So how does that apply to you high school girls?

Stop whackin it, stop watching sponge bob and do your damn homework.

thats my advice for the next school year though.

As for the summer I suggest drinking a lot of beer and scoring a lot with chicks.:box:
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Skilla_Staz

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Great advice. Too bad thats incredibly vauge, and the fact that I don't like beer and tend not to really drink all that much doesn't help my opinion of this thread either. Also, getting wasted off your ass doesn't help your health, there goes the Love, Wealth and HEALTH motto.
 

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Vgood advice there. some of you people think too much about how they're going to be popular and pick up girls at school. damn schools for learning, if u neglect your studies now, you'll regret it when your older living in a small house with a dead end job and when popularity at school counts for nothing.

And yeah summer, you can relax and score with the girls!
 

dannowillbookem

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is that what im doing wrong? not drinking beer and scoring with girls? thanks for the advice!!!
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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