"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Does Camel-toe turn you on?

Does Camel-Toe Make you Horny?

  • Hell Yah, Bro!

    Votes: 10 41.7%
  • It's okay. I'll still stick in as deep as I can get it.

    Votes: 6 25.0%
  • It's not a turn-off, but I'd rather not see vag through pants

    Votes: 5 20.8%
  • Hell Nah, Bro!

    Votes: 3 12.5%

  • Total voters
    24

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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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oakraiderz2

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Umm if i see a grimey girl with her snatch showing ill puke. If its a hot girl its no biggie. Id rather see it in the purest form.
 

piranha45

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It's ok...
 

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Camel toe iis like seeing a midget, you don't see it often, but when you do, it's hard not to stare. You know you shouldn't be staring, but can't help it. I like seeing the camel toe because it leaves something to the imagination which is exciting in itself. If you get a girl really wet, when she takes off her jeans and still has her panties on, you get the camel toe with the wetness on the crack soaking through.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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romangod

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There's good camel toe and there's bad camel toe. Those shots are good camel toe. Bad camel toe best be avoided.



Cheers!
 

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oakraiderz2 said:
Umm if i see a grimey girl with her snatch showing ill puke. If its a hot girl its no biggie. Id rather see it in the purest form.
Really oakraiderz? -----> Seeing it on a hot girl is No biggie?


I'm with Toddlips on this one, seeing an HB 9-10's cameltoe does really "get my engine roaring!" :D
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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