"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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hey im newbie to postin replies on this forum bt av bin readin it for sumtime...iv recently came across the situation of yunger girls..its jus so easy!...im 18 n my bro's 15/16 he ad house party cuple of months ago..the girls ther..wer jus all over me..!...got numbers n emails forced on me etc..thing is is 15 actually an ok age to go wiv?!
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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dannowillbookem

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Originally posted by donjuanstu
hey im newbie to postin replies on this forum bt av bin readin it for sumtime...iv recently came across the situation of yunger girls..its jus so easy!...im 18 n my bro's 15/16 he ad house party cuple of months ago..the girls ther..wer jus all over me..!...got numbers n emails forced on me etc..thing is is 15 actually an ok age to go wiv?!
my rule: if theyre old enough to be growing pubic hair, they're old enough to bang.
 

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haha u do make a gd point..one thing i didnt say was tht the one tht im mainly intrested in...is kinda my bros ex...which wud b kinda wierd...??
 

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Banging all of your bro's exes wouldn't be weird. lol.
 

dannowillbookem

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Originally posted by donjuanstu
haha u do make a gd point..one thing i didnt say was tht the one tht im mainly intrested in...is kinda my bros ex...which wud b kinda wierd...??
besides running the risk of oh you know, getting killed, yeah i think its a jolly plan.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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