"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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People here are angry towards feminists in the surgeon association (whatever they're called) who brought down a well-respected man whose invention saved many many lives (including women's) for making a valid, research-backed comment, just because those dumb broads don't like it.

They are not angry towards women. Unless, like feminists, you assume that all women are feminists.

Go away, Mr White Knight.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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The most mentally messed-up women I ever banged were happy as clams, even driven to tears of happiness, because my perms were running down their thighs. After one or two so-called "unprotected" goes, they begged for my perms.

I always say that women chase perms like men chase eggs. I'll stick to that to my dying breath.

(Jitterbug I know, I know, it's just bad timing for my nick. Nothing personal, bro.)
 
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