"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Do you think that the common nickname for Richard ("D1ck") will wither away?

MatureDJ

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The most famous D!ck in American history:

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In a similar way that the word "gay" had morphed from "happy & frivolous" in 1960 (The Flintstones cartoon talked about having a "gay old time", LOL), I think that the nickname for Richard will simply become "Ricky".

 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

Read more...

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To the mods, I had intended for this to go to Anything Else, so please move it.
 
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