Do you have a light

[DJ Noble]

"Do you have a light?"
"Yeah..." *go silent*
Um...can I get a light then?
Yeah sure, was just messing with ya!
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Priceless. I'm using that one.

I'm not a smoker but once in a blue moon I have a smoke while drinking. I keep a black mini lighter the size of half of my pinky finger with me at all times. When asked for a light, I smile, take the lighter out and motion that I will light the cigarette for them. This shows your gentleman side and allows you to get close to them.

 

[Guitar_Whizz]

David X has some good ways of picking up women who smoke. Here is an excerpt from his book, 'Be Relentless':-

If she smokes, she f*cks. And if she plays with her straw a lot, she gives good head. Those two theories have never failed me. Sometimes I used to walk up to women that were smoking a cigarette and say, “Hi. I just have to ask you a question, because I have this theory about women, do you have a boyfriend?” “Yes.” “Then what are you doing here, because the way you smoke, you should be good in bed.” Now, if I’m right, and she really IS good in bed and knows it, that usually gets me into bed with them. And if she’d say, “No, I don’t have a boyfriend”, I’d say, “Well, I have this theory that if a woman smokes, she f*cks, and she’s very good at it too!”

 

[Max Power]

David X has some good ways of picking up women who smoke. Here is an excerpt from his book, 'Be Relentless':-

If she smokes, she f*cks. And if she plays with her straw a lot, she gives good head. Those two theories have never failed me. Sometimes I used to walk up to women that were smoking a cigarette and say, “Hi. I just have to ask you a question, because I have this theory about women, do you have a boyfriend?” “Yes.” “Then what are you doing here, because the way you smoke, you should be good in bed.” Now, if I’m right, and she really IS good in bed and knows it, that usually gets me into bed with them. And if she’d say, “No, I don’t have a boyfriend”, I’d say, “Well, I have this theory that if a woman smokes, she f*cks, and she’s very good at it too!”

Has anyone field-tested this?

I wonder how many drinks you get tossed in your face doing that on a cold approach?

 

[Rebound Material]

someone i used to see at the gym offered me one at the club, he was like 'just smoke it' and i just lit one up

that guys a bastard.