"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Do I sarge now?

Nobody

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School ends next Thursday, and I only have 2 full days left (friday no school). Is that enough time to get a girl to like me? Or do I wait till next year when I practice my skills and have more of a body. I don't want to get rejected, or be known as a guy she remembers having a convo with, and is trying to start one again.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Rocko

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of course its enough time, plus, you gotta remember, you can always number close, you know, there is sumthin called summer, and rejection doesnt matter, cuz youve got summer in the middle to clear the girls head of the experience
 

Docs

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You CAN meet a girl in two days. But it will surely require summer contact.

P.S. Why aren't you sarging as it is? Novice question for you to ask you know.
 

Zerotwoonenine

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get numbers first, summber holidays are great time to set up dates, if you do it good you might even hit a home run.
 

GloriouslyInsane

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To get a girl to "like" you doesn't take more than 5 mins,may not take time at all,hell you can make a girl "like" you with 10secs of EC.Depends on how you want to handle the situation and what your goals/skills are, you can f'close in 30 mins,if you want to # close then date,kiss and then hit home run you need ~2 weeks (3-4 dates).If you're looking for LTR we're talking ~month.Gotta clarify what you mean "like" me.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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MrS

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I think he means "let me put my penis in her arse".
 
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