"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Just what it says on the title, I'll start out as an example.This is about a year old but one of the funniest things to ever hapen to me so here goes:

Me and dad went out to get some dinner back and dad was yaking it up with a friend of his, this takes a while so I say I'm going to the next block to get the dessert and some air to have a smoke. So I'm walking down the street like something out of the history channel and there she is. Gorgous thing (high as a kite probably, lol) siting in this all night cafe trying to hail the waitor for a light. I walk up and offer her my lighter, and ask for a cigerete. She gestures to the chair infront and holds out the pack, I take on and we just chill for a moment. After a while I get up since I do have to get the ice cream, and so we walk to the grocery and have one some coffee over there and by this time we got something going. She's allmost huging me and I got my arm around her, she's telling me about some place where they make really good mocha. We got to the place dad's at and I say "well this is my stop, [her name] I had a great time". Our eyes locked and guess what? We both lean in to kiss at the same time and jst as I could taste her lips. ..


My dad ****ing screams at me "[name] what took you so long and whatre you doing!?, get over here! have you been smoking!?". I saw her again once but it never hit of like that.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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that's a coxblock.
 
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