"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Dicephalic twins gets married

MatureDJ

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I remember when True Forced Loneliness prophet "Roller" Steve Hoca predicted that healthy men would start marrying handicapped women. :rolleyes:


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"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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True story: dicephalic twins share a vag. Both of them feel everything simultaneously, up to and including orgasms…

All of it is strange af, but one sister ID’s as asexual - not no more…
 

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True story: dicephalic twins share a vag. Both of them feel everything simultaneously, up to and including orgasms…

All of it is strange af, but one sister ID’s as asexual - not no more…
Could you imagine the jealousy that would go on if they were both sexual? :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
 
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