"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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This is really sad how people are being affected by this fake 2012 debacle when the bible has had the book of revelation for thousands of years.

Yet, people will believe some random guy that yells out the world will end at this time.

If you want to know what really happens in the end you can read it yourself

Book of Revelations
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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EA Gold said:
This is really sad how people are being affected by this fake 2012 debacle when the bible has had the book of revelation for thousands of years.
God speaks to me, he says that the world will end on December 12, 2012. He also says that the Mayans have the one true religion and Christianity is wrong. The world will end on 2012 and it will prove which is the right religion.

Your book of revelations is irrelevant and a complete fake, and you have no evidence to prove otherwise. You can't use fake evidence from the fake book to prove it's authenticity.

Prove my claims wrong. You can't. So that means that I am correct.
 
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I predict that in 2100, 99% of us will be dead. Give me Nostradamus' crown already, that clown had nothing on me, I know I'm right.
 

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In fact, I'm a little worried. I don't want to die now because I have never been in love. However, be it true or not, I just want to live while I'm alive.
 

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Just another hyped up event like the millenium bug. Most likely nothing will happen but someone will get rich out of it. :kick:
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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EA Gold said:
This is really sad how people are being affected by this fake 2012 debacle when the bible has had the book of revelation for thousands of years.
The Book of Revelation has been a falsified apocalyptic prophecy for thousands of years. It FAILED. But of course what happens when a bogus prophecy FAILS, believers employ cognitive dissonance, ignore the failure, and revise the prophecy towards the future. The Book of Revelation concerned the fall of the Roman Empire. Needless to say we're still here kicking around and that apocalypse will never come true.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/religion/religions/christianity/texts/revelation.shtml
 

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i am wondering what members will be posting on december 13, 2012 to this thread. will it be a bunch of i told you so's or a new link to a new tragic upcoming end?
 

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Seeing how the steam builds up on the international scene, I wouldn't be surprised if a war started and by Dec 13, 2012 we have nuked ourselves out. Awesome!


Supposing that the end will come:
- if it's a METEOR I hope that I'll be in the front rows so I can enjoy the sight and the hi-fi sounds
- if it's a WAR I hope that I'll catch a place in a bunker so I can witness every event and/or fight till the bitter end
- if it's a DISEASE I hope that it will stop at this ****ty country's borders. Diseases have their dignity, too, correct? And diseases suck anyway.
 
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penkitten said:
i am wondering what members will be posting on december 13, 2012 to this thread. will it be a bunch of i told you so's or a new link to a new tragic upcoming end?
If the world does happen to exist past 2012, which I doubt because the world has ended before, but if it DOES remain, then it will end on another time.
 
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Quick FYI; The Mayan "prediction" is for December 21, 2012 not December 13.

I plan on having an end of the world party on December 20, 2012, your all invited. :cheer:
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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Franky Four Fingers said:
Quick FYI; The Mayan "prediction" is for December 21, 2012 not December 13.

I plan on having an end of the world party on December 20, 2012, your all invited. :cheer:
End of the world orgy at Frank's house! I assume the golden rule exists... no fat chicks.
 

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All you non-believers are going to burn. The Stay Puft Marshmellow Man is on the way. Just you wait and see!
 
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