logicallefty
Moderator
Dear Trolls,
You know who you are. You open accounts on SoSuave and post stuff that is more worthless than rotten spam. At least spammers post stuff that has a 0.001% chance of having someone actually wanting to buy it. Those odds are better than yours, dear troll. Doesn't sitting in mommy's basement making accounts on SoSuave, posting worthless spew, eating day old pizza, and playing with your own spew get old after a while?
I have some great news for you troll, WE can help you. Have you ever considered making an account on SS and actually posting "Hey, I am tired of living in mom's basement, not having a job, j3rking off to cartoon porn, and blaming the world for my problems. I seriously need some help so I can get a job, get laid, buy a car, get an apartment, make a few friends, get in shape, and become a positive person in society.". Try this, rather than posting in Trollease and having us ban you right away. You do realize, right, that SS gets a $50.00 commission from the NSA for every troll IP address that gets turned in? Once a year all of the mods get together with the money and party for an entire weekend in Vegas. Wouldn't you rather contribute to your bank account and fun times than ours? Make that first step to change your life for the better and become a real man. The grass IS greener on this side. You just have to make that first step. We have faith in you. You can do it!!
You know who you are. You open accounts on SoSuave and post stuff that is more worthless than rotten spam. At least spammers post stuff that has a 0.001% chance of having someone actually wanting to buy it. Those odds are better than yours, dear troll. Doesn't sitting in mommy's basement making accounts on SoSuave, posting worthless spew, eating day old pizza, and playing with your own spew get old after a while?
I have some great news for you troll, WE can help you. Have you ever considered making an account on SS and actually posting "Hey, I am tired of living in mom's basement, not having a job, j3rking off to cartoon porn, and blaming the world for my problems. I seriously need some help so I can get a job, get laid, buy a car, get an apartment, make a few friends, get in shape, and become a positive person in society.". Try this, rather than posting in Trollease and having us ban you right away. You do realize, right, that SS gets a $50.00 commission from the NSA for every troll IP address that gets turned in? Once a year all of the mods get together with the money and party for an entire weekend in Vegas. Wouldn't you rather contribute to your bank account and fun times than ours? Make that first step to change your life for the better and become a real man. The grass IS greener on this side. You just have to make that first step. We have faith in you. You can do it!!
