"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Date...to the strip club.

mtlwlu

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As the title says, I sarcastically mentioned going on a date to the strip club, and to my surprise the girl was all for it. Im not sure if this is a good thing or a bad thing lol
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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horaholic

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It depends on how much money you want to throw away.

I've actually gone to a strip club with a chick on our first date (if you can call it that). She paid for the drinks and bought me a lapdance, before inviting me to spend the night with her. It was cool....for a very short fling.
 

Dust 2 Dust

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I went to a strip club with a chick once, but she was bisexual. I think females who go to strip clubs are either bi or curious.
 

Exhumed

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I know a girl who isn't bi who went to a strip club for her 18th just for the novelty of it lol. she wants to take me out to one at some point, I've never been to one as I don't see the point....but if I was going with a girl it could be fun
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Bible_Belt

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I have gone on such a date twice with past girlfriends. Only buy dances for the girl, of course. It helps if the strip club is one that serves booze. I did not spend a lot of money but still had fun. On both occasions, the girl I was with left the club insanely horny and we ended up having wild porno-style sex, second time was in a corn field on the way home.
 
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