SmooveMooves
Master Don Juan
Yooo, this is a decent length
Just an experience I'm..... experiencing? Right now. haha~
So, where I live, today was our first true warm day of the Spring season. People went crazy, the HBs came out from their nests, the slvtlords dropped there panties at the bat of an eye, All the AFC's went into validation overload, it was great. I took this day as an special occasion, I dressed up real good. I got real fly son. I got, dare I say, Smoove.
This turned out to be one of my better days in game, no rejections. What? I know, albeit, I only pursued chicks I would bet with Jesus were interested, plus, I only bagged 5.5 chicks. Man I was feeling myself like masturbation, chicks were walking by waving, winking a smiling, chicks in my social circle were acting like i was a new Guy, I was on fire
However the .5 of the chicks come from this HB4.2222236. , who I didn't even bag, This Chick picked me up!
I don't know guys, this check had to have read up on some double S before her outing. She had to have read the DJ Bible over and over and internalized Pook's ideals. This chick had to have watched alien v predator, and took on the aliens role. This chick knows Mystery personally and taught Him what he knows!
Haha, all jokes aside though,
I see this chick everyday on my daily commute. There is NO escape. She's already attempted to game me before, I just pretended like she didn't exist, which, technically, she doesn't, she's below 5 on the scale. But oh, no, this chick had a vengeance today, she fearlessly came right up to at the bus stop, as I glimmered in the sunlight.
Game Protégé: *Glares at Smoove* Hi, you look nice today.
Smoove: *Tries to avoid eye contact* Oh? Thanks.
Game Protégé: Why didn't you answer my inbox on Facebook?
Smoove: *Put on Spot* What? you never inboxed me.
Pause- Disclaimer: Now I know some of you guys are like, "Wtf you stupid p
o.s, why didn't you just turn her down?! i hope you fvkcing die you stupid fvck". The truth is, Idk, locally I have this reputation of being this pretty swell Guy, plus im not a d1ckhead nor did I want to seem like an *******. On top of that there were many people around. and I didn't want to embarass her. This would be differebt if i didnt see her everyday, as well as those people around. That's why I even humored her conversation, I didn't want to make it appear like I was to good for anybody, didn't want to be seen as arrogant, and that outlook is to be avoided if you focus on the seduction part of game as I.
P.S- This chick is somewhat tied into my social circle complicatedly.
Game Protégé: -Pulls out her phone- Oh? I can show you right now.
Smoove: Pfft, if my phone wasn't dead I'd show you I did respond.
Game Protégé: Okay, hold on, I'm looking for the messages now.
Smoove: Chop, chop. (A funny way of telling someone hurry)
Game Protége: Don't rush me! How would you like it if I rushed you? -playfully-
Smoove: That's impossible, perfection can't be rushed.
Game Protégé: - Ugly ass HB4 Giggle-
Pause- I think I made the mistake in taking part in this conversational wit, its just natural now, but maybe, stale, solid answers would've diffused her pick up.
Game Protégé: See! if you look here......oh, you did respond....
Smoove: Uh-huh, its cool, wipe the salt off your face. I Dont have a reason to ignore you, I don't ignore anybody.
Pause- This was my mistake here, I basically gave her the greenlight. Smh, I was only try to make myself seem non-arrogant. However, it is true, I don't usually ignore people, I'm pretty polite & studious but blunt. So I'd just tell someone to stop fvcking with me, rather than ignore.
Game Protégé: Oh really? I'm gonna inbox you right now, as a matter of a fact, what's your number?
My heart stopped. Nooooo, what could I do. I was only trying to be polite. Should I tell her I gotta Gf? I can't tell her I don't have a phone, fvck and if I give her my number I can't ignore her cause then she'll tell all her HB6-7 friends, who I wanna seduce, that Smoove got super high standards and I ignore people, then they'll be even more intimidated, putting the difficulty on "very hard".
So what did I do? I gave that chick my number..... smh. Now she keeps calling me & texting me. And she Even had the nerve to try to switch the frame around like I'm gonna chase her. The thing that makes it even worse is, this chick has a great personality. She's a pretty good person, you put her personality In a HB9 and you'd be dating Jesus.
Smh, don't know how I'm going to get out of this without seeming like a b1tch.
LJBF?
She told me how she had the biggest crush on me and fantasized about this day.
My inner niceguy has resurfaced, I'm under AFC attack.
Just an experience I'm..... experiencing? Right now. haha~
So, where I live, today was our first true warm day of the Spring season. People went crazy, the HBs came out from their nests, the slvtlords dropped there panties at the bat of an eye, All the AFC's went into validation overload, it was great. I took this day as an special occasion, I dressed up real good. I got real fly son. I got, dare I say, Smoove.
This turned out to be one of my better days in game, no rejections. What? I know, albeit, I only pursued chicks I would bet with Jesus were interested, plus, I only bagged 5.5 chicks. Man I was feeling myself like masturbation, chicks were walking by waving, winking a smiling, chicks in my social circle were acting like i was a new Guy, I was on fire
However the .5 of the chicks come from this HB4.2222236. , who I didn't even bag, This Chick picked me up!
I don't know guys, this check had to have read up on some double S before her outing. She had to have read the DJ Bible over and over and internalized Pook's ideals. This chick had to have watched alien v predator, and took on the aliens role. This chick knows Mystery personally and taught Him what he knows!
Haha, all jokes aside though,
I see this chick everyday on my daily commute. There is NO escape. She's already attempted to game me before, I just pretended like she didn't exist, which, technically, she doesn't, she's below 5 on the scale. But oh, no, this chick had a vengeance today, she fearlessly came right up to at the bus stop, as I glimmered in the sunlight.
Game Protégé: *Glares at Smoove* Hi, you look nice today.
Smoove: *Tries to avoid eye contact* Oh? Thanks.
Game Protégé: Why didn't you answer my inbox on Facebook?
Smoove: *Put on Spot* What? you never inboxed me.
Pause- Disclaimer: Now I know some of you guys are like, "Wtf you stupid p
o.s, why didn't you just turn her down?! i hope you fvkcing die you stupid fvck". The truth is, Idk, locally I have this reputation of being this pretty swell Guy, plus im not a d1ckhead nor did I want to seem like an *******. On top of that there were many people around. and I didn't want to embarass her. This would be differebt if i didnt see her everyday, as well as those people around. That's why I even humored her conversation, I didn't want to make it appear like I was to good for anybody, didn't want to be seen as arrogant, and that outlook is to be avoided if you focus on the seduction part of game as I.
P.S- This chick is somewhat tied into my social circle complicatedly.
Game Protégé: -Pulls out her phone- Oh? I can show you right now.
Smoove: Pfft, if my phone wasn't dead I'd show you I did respond.
Game Protégé: Okay, hold on, I'm looking for the messages now.
Smoove: Chop, chop. (A funny way of telling someone hurry)
Game Protége: Don't rush me! How would you like it if I rushed you? -playfully-
Smoove: That's impossible, perfection can't be rushed.
Game Protégé: - Ugly ass HB4 Giggle-
Pause- I think I made the mistake in taking part in this conversational wit, its just natural now, but maybe, stale, solid answers would've diffused her pick up.
Game Protégé: See! if you look here......oh, you did respond....
Smoove: Uh-huh, its cool, wipe the salt off your face. I Dont have a reason to ignore you, I don't ignore anybody.
Pause- This was my mistake here, I basically gave her the greenlight. Smh, I was only try to make myself seem non-arrogant. However, it is true, I don't usually ignore people, I'm pretty polite & studious but blunt. So I'd just tell someone to stop fvcking with me, rather than ignore.
Game Protégé: Oh really? I'm gonna inbox you right now, as a matter of a fact, what's your number?
My heart stopped. Nooooo, what could I do. I was only trying to be polite. Should I tell her I gotta Gf? I can't tell her I don't have a phone, fvck and if I give her my number I can't ignore her cause then she'll tell all her HB6-7 friends, who I wanna seduce, that Smoove got super high standards and I ignore people, then they'll be even more intimidated, putting the difficulty on "very hard".
So what did I do? I gave that chick my number..... smh. Now she keeps calling me & texting me. And she Even had the nerve to try to switch the frame around like I'm gonna chase her. The thing that makes it even worse is, this chick has a great personality. She's a pretty good person, you put her personality In a HB9 and you'd be dating Jesus.
Smh, don't know how I'm going to get out of this without seeming like a b1tch.
LJBF?
She told me how she had the biggest crush on me and fantasized about this day.
My inner niceguy has resurfaced, I'm under AFC attack.