"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Dam, anyone got a problem? read the DJ bible!!

Cherokee

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This is just a post for those guys who are lost in their life atm. I needed clarity and yet I was ignorant to the information inside the Bible, particularly the book of Pook. That guy has it sussed and ok he rants sometimes but he doesnt claim to be anything, he's in a league of his own.

I Insist that you guys who are experiencing problems with women to read the bible before you post anything. It could save everyone a whole loads trouble.

I thought I was better than the Bible, I didn't need it etc etc. But knowledge is power in any field.

SO DO IT.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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PeeGee

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The Bible is required reading for refreshers, or if you are too lazy to kick yourself back in the right frame.

I went through some mistaken bouts of angst the last few days because I got into the frame of wanting to be in a long term relationship when I would rather be in a situation with multiple partners. A few posts in the mature forum woke me up from my delusion and I am now good to go :woo:
 

ssj4halo

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I lost my viriginity couple of weeks ago. I thought everything will change. I thought I would get this automatic rush of confidence because I am not a virgin. I thought some great things were going to happen, people will treat me different, I will see the world differently, you know what I mean?

But nothing changed. I still cant talk to girls. Maybe I can better..I dont know, maybe if I tried again. I dont really have any real friends who got my back like in high school so I was really banking on this virgin thing to turn my life around. But it didn't, and now I cant do ****. I got a shoulder injury, can't go to the gym for a month or more(only missed working out like 10 times this past year so yea working out is a big thing to me even though im not big). I feel like ****. So depressed and all that AFC stuff is hitting me again(how life is unfair/people are better for X or Y or Z reasons). I feel so alone and damn. I gotta reread the bible to put me back in my place. Im not looking for any replies, just ranting..

/end rant
 
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