Murk
Master Don Juan
I didn't do it fcking like I did 3 years ago with an ex.
I literally woke up Wednesday morning (2 days ago )with a hard-on and sore ****, pulled my skin back (uncircumcised gang stand up, suwoo) and it really hurt - didnt bother looking (I knew it was bad).
The ****ing thing is swollen and raw and look like a rat took a chunk out of it (was on verge of snapping). After frantically googling I realise it's fine and will heal alone.
My issue is it wasn't due to sex, I've been drinking lots of water and not watching porn and only smashing my girl (see FWB/exGF) so I've no idea what could have done so much damage. I regularly wake up at 6am with a hard on face down ****ing my bed (subconsciously) and can only assume I've given the brushed cotton sheets too much unconscious bareback.
Anyway, a sexy 8/10 slim thick indian with gorgeous eyes and big tits and arse with a slim waist has come back from Dubai last week super horny, texting me she "just wants to f*ck" and now I feel like I'm being tested or tormented somehow.
On top of that, I ordered durex condoms from Amazon, last Sunday (5 days ago) smashed my regular girl who is not on the pill, first condom broke, new one on, second one broke and only realised once I nutted in her, she had passed her ovulation period but knowing my luck I'll be chained to her for life now.
Hi guys, happy Friday.
I literally woke up Wednesday morning (2 days ago )with a hard-on and sore ****, pulled my skin back (uncircumcised gang stand up, suwoo) and it really hurt - didnt bother looking (I knew it was bad).
The ****ing thing is swollen and raw and look like a rat took a chunk out of it (was on verge of snapping). After frantically googling I realise it's fine and will heal alone.
My issue is it wasn't due to sex, I've been drinking lots of water and not watching porn and only smashing my girl (see FWB/exGF) so I've no idea what could have done so much damage. I regularly wake up at 6am with a hard on face down ****ing my bed (subconsciously) and can only assume I've given the brushed cotton sheets too much unconscious bareback.
Anyway, a sexy 8/10 slim thick indian with gorgeous eyes and big tits and arse with a slim waist has come back from Dubai last week super horny, texting me she "just wants to f*ck" and now I feel like I'm being tested or tormented somehow.
On top of that, I ordered durex condoms from Amazon, last Sunday (5 days ago) smashed my regular girl who is not on the pill, first condom broke, new one on, second one broke and only realised once I nutted in her, she had passed her ovulation period but knowing my luck I'll be chained to her for life now.
Hi guys, happy Friday.