"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Craziest chick I've ever met...

MrClean393

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She's done it twice in a church bathroom....she gave a dude in the back of the van when his dad was driving...I am basically 100% sure that's true based on who I heard it from as well as her....so she has been dating this dude for about a yr and a half...we've been talking a few times online lately and all she seems to do is complain about how boring her bf is...she also asked questions about how far I'd been with my last gf(one of her best friends)....she came out and asked me what we are going to do about this boredom rut we are both having right now with our lives...I said I have a few ideas...we decided to hang out this week(the first time I've ever hung out with her)...basically we've only tlked on the phone once and online a few times...we had a little flirty deal going on about how I pronounced her name while I was going out with the last chick, but I've never even had a class with her...so we were thinking of where we should go...I thought of sledding....so tonight she is calling me and we are going sledding....my plan is to start a playful snowball fight, some races (winner gets something), etc. during the snowball fight I figure I could tackle her or just push her up against the car depending on where its at...once we get in the car and are making out I'll just pop my seat back and hop in the back...she'll basically have to follow...I figure we could then run over to caribou to warm up afterwords...just want anyone's opinion on the plan if I can get it before I do it...I'll check here when I get home this afternoon...your input/ideas are much appreciated...oh yea, she has a self described sex obsession...ciaou
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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t0mCaT

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What's the problem? Sounds pretty simple to me.

I think you could do almost anything at this point - except bore her - and you'll get her.

use protection...
 

IamtheAlphamale

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I wouldn't touch a chick that did **** in a church. That just says I've ****ed 80 guys to me.
 

t0mCaT

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IamtheAlphamale said:
I wouldn't touch a chick that did **** in a church. That just says I've ****ed 80 guys to me.
Exactly. :p Never know what you might catch. But he didn't come here for a lesson in morals or ethics.

Use protection - for your own safety.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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djbr

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t0mCaT said:
But he didn't come here for a lesson in morals or ethics.
Best post ever! :rockon:
 
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Lame troll Bastard!!!!
 
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