"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Cougars 'round the country scream "FOUL!"

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I think they've finally nailed it. Watching this guys' face as these 40-ish broads practically throw themselves at the hem of his opinion was a remarkable eye opener for the Milfs of the world. Then they toss in the younger, hotter models and the claws came flying out like Wolverine!

Pure entertainment. Only Maury and his paternity test shows are on par with keeping me sitting in the ol' lazy boy for an hour.

The Cougars: Desperately seeking male attention while proclaiming thier happiness with the current state of their lives. They have the perfect career, the perfect kids, the perfect house but only lacking the perfect man.
None of these sullen broads can honestly say they'll find love from a 30 year old tennis pro who has had his share of three, four and five-somes but they truly are only seeking one thing and it happens to be the one thing which ALWAYS makes them moist. Attention. I hope the producers have complimentary geritol smoothies for the Cougars.

The Kittens: Nothing to say really except his face said it all when they came strumpeting out from the loft.

His last words nailed it perfectly:

"Oh my God."

Too bad Wyld-hairupherass is gone . . .
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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KarmaSutra said:
Age of love​
The Cougars: Desperately seeking male attention while proclaiming thier happiness with the current state of their lives. They have the perfect career, the perfect kids, the perfect house but only lacking the perfect man.

The Kittens: Nothing to say really except his face said it all when they came strumpeting out from the loft.

"Oh my God."
Ha! So true... Cougars are ALWAYS in denial about how "happy" they are and how much they don't "need a man." Truth be told though, they are miserably lonely as hell!

Women are incredibly powerful due to their sex appeal up through their 20s...but it's all downhill after that! I need to watch this show - when's it on? :D
 

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wayword said:
Ha! So true... Cougars are ALWAYS in denial about how "happy" they are and how much they don't "need a man." Truth be told though, they are miserably lonely as hell!

Women are incredibly powerful due to their sex appeal up through their 20s...but it's all downhill after that! I need to watch this show - when's it on? :D
It's on Mondays at 2100 on NBC.
 
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