"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Cougar

DJnoob

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So,

I got this cougar's number (she is a black jack dealer) at local casino i go to.. She called me "handsome" before in my language,

Fast forward 5 months later, she sat at my table to deal. I asked for her "status" she said she was single, no boyfriend, not married..

Theres not much info about cougars about cougar but..

do the 3 day rule/game/bs etc etc apply to these ladies?

So whats next typically at this point? just text "hey lets get together bla bla bla....if you are free this weekend that would be great!"

I go to her house, and let her lead and we fak?

tnx
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Bible_Belt

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A casino dealer works for tips, much like a bar tender. So she may be flirting with you just to get you to come back and spend more money.
 

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I know the competition is STIFF.. but if you get a hard D!CK from this sh*t.. then stick it IN.
 
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