"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Computer Problem

ryan killa

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Ok, whenever I download *anything,* and I press 'open,' and the item that finished downloading will not open. The downloaded item will appear on the desktop, but will not open when clicked(nothing happens).

And, on a minor note, my mouse, when I double click an item, does not open whatever I clicked on(I have to right click). I also checked under the mouse category under control panel, all good there.

If anyone could help, thank, I'm useless.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Dust 2 Dust

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You may have a broken mouse or there is a virus which is preventing you from opening files.
 

Omega

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Probebly your mouse. Pick a new trackball POS for 4 bucks at your local comp store and try it out.
 

hacx

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if that doesnt w ork try to reinstall ur computer
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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Paradox

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I had this problem before. Try defragging your PC. That should work.

Try to check your mouse first though.
 

Omega

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Sorry I didn't read it properly.

You don't need a new mouse, you just need to clear your pagefile, temp items, do a virus scan and a general matienance of your computer.

Defrag would also be a good idea.
 
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