"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Demon Wolf

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How necessary are colognes and body sprays? Can you game without them?

Personally I cannot stand any perfume or cologne. I hate the smell they literally make me puke.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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I.A.F.Y.B.

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Yes, you can game without cologne. But, girls do like it when guys smell good. Body wash can make you smell good. Or maybe there is some type of cologne that you may like and isnt too strong. Aslong as you dont smell like B.O. or something you will be fine.
 

Hughman

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Get a real weak spray and add some vanilla extract to it. Smells more natural.

EDIT: Stop being a pu$$y and get used to it. Spray it on your wrists and then rub in into the nape of your neck.
 
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