"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Chris Wallace - animation of Russian rocket over Florida

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Basically, in this interview Chris Wallace asks Putin about animation of Russian ballistic rocket hiting Florida. To which Putin replied, that there is no such animation, look closely, it is not over Florida, there is no Florida in animation. Let's see for ourselves.

Here is the animation:


I do not see Florida. Do you see Florida? If you do please indicate precise time so we could look closely.


Conclussion - western media yellow unicorn has been caught and bbq'ed and eaten.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Putin got so offended by the picture below that he banned it from Russia. Don't let anyone see it over your shoulder on your screen, or they will put you in prison. In my country, our Constitution prevents such oppression.

 

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The video I posted is the original, the one you posted is edited, it looks like Florida was stuck in the back of it. If you buy this sh1t and your media feeds you crap, that says volumes about your mental retardation lol.

I'm saying about the original video, show me Florida. Can you?
 

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Waaaa. I found the original video from where this fake ass crap that Bible_Belt posted come from.
Backstory:
Journalists find out the origin of the video, it was uploaded to Turkish youtube channel in 2012. https://lenta.ru/news/2018/03/01/gosdepataka/
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On youtube it says September 6th, 2012. That's 6 years prior to Russian animation of Sarmat ICBM.


Thus conclussion:
American yellow press has taken a cut from old Turkish video and added it to Russian video, and claimed that Russia showed nuking Florida, thus scaring the fvck out of Americans, and manipulating public opinion of Americans.
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Turkey is a NATO member. In 1920s Turkey is responsible for genocide against Armenians.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Putin got so offended by the picture below that he banned it from Russia.
Lol, in the US if he would have disapproved of that picture, he would have been labeled as an intolerant hate monger.
 

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The video I posted is the original, the one you posted is edited, it looks like Florida was stuck in the back of it. If you buy this sh1t and your media feeds you crap, that says volumes about your mental retardation lol.

I'm saying about the original video, show me Florida. Can you?

Western media is just constant..LIES LIES AND MORE LIES

These people who cannot see where there society is heading, are simply digging there own graves!
 
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